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@miserygenerator.bsky.social

drew. noise enthusiast. coward. CO/USA. https://fearofwithdrawal.bandcamp.com/

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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 11h ago

*looks a bunch of complete strangers in the eye* God planned your whole lives to reach this moment and be his instrument in teaching me an important lesson

vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 11h ago

average pop heavy musician (derogatory)

zoey 🧀🎼@zoey.dog · 21h ago

"the breaking benjamin lead vocalist went on a 5 minute rant during a concert about people being mean to him and the ai slop fallout 4 mod he made" oh my god dude

webby& ☉∇@quacking.online · 21h ago

hey it's me, the one in charge of putting "effects are permanent" warnings on fetishistic pill bottles. the c suite big wigs keep telling me to make the text bigger and i keep telling them "we'll see what the union has to say about that". it's a modest living.

BoneQuest @bonequest.com · yesterday

"QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NUTS" https://bonequest.com/10036

$pants: NUTS UP !!! pants: OKAY NUTS DOWN pants: WHO HAS QUESTIONS\NABOUT THE NUTS pants: ANYBODY spigot: THEY'RE UP, THEY'RE DOWN - I SAY PICK ONE AND STICK WITH IT pants: WAS THAT A QUESTION$

They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 13h ago

Milwaukee Madison Minneapolis--we are playing multiple nights in your towns in a month! The other half of the shows are sold out. Warn your enemies. Tell your friends. We need your help getting the word out! tmbg dot calm for deets and seats.

vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 18h ago

maybe I just need to go outside (sick since Friday) but I'm feeling a little evil about local heavy music today

deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 20h ago

I spit on your apology, but I will accept your money. Do not try that again.

Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2d ago

any time i see anyone post something like "caring is punk rock" or whatever all i can think about is

DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 2w ago

Dracula Flow meme

I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure. They asked me to shoot, I do it. I have no character

caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 2d ago

Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️

8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.

vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 3d ago

prettybaby704.bandcamp.com/album/layawa... really fucking good, obsessed with track 7 rn

Layaway Plot, by Pretty Baby

11 track album

prettybaby704.bandcamp.com

Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2y ago

These Nine People

I'm going to be honest with you, this one's pretty visual, it's primarily based around drawings of people with different odd faces and odd names.

The top caption is "All nine of these people"
then the people's names are as follows:
Carl Piss
Corenthian Jeperson
"Kissyman" Hans F.
Goku Henderson
Linda Emulsifacante
Jazz Frankenstein
Walter R. Harman
Daryl Poketpussi
Bethanial Grint

bottom caption: will die today as result of mistaking a fake tunnel painted on the side of a mountain for a real tunnel and crashing into it. Don't be part of the next statistic.

beepatrix2 @benamas.cleftofdimensions.net · 3d ago

🏳️‍⚧️ valissa: dichotomous crone/goddess @valisdheart.bsky.social · 3d ago

i think of the big man

mr pussy (prison arc)@nat.haus · 3d ago

from the big man's mouth to God's ears

Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 3d ago

Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · last yr.

Brain Wizards

a drawing of a man with a cutout in the center of his head showing a wizard waving his hands, the man looks nervous.
Big text at the top says "Brain Wizards can strike at any time"
The wizard, tauntingly, says "Lo! Using my magics I have become your mind itself! You have but one interest now, and it's trying to kiss horses on the mouth! I I shall amuse myself with your failures until you are trampled."

The man, sweating, says "I just gotta smooch some horses!"

Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️@sharkabytes.bsky.social · 3d ago

PC Gamer's Guide to Netiquette: Stay on topic! Don't be going to the Monster Truck Madness chatroom looking for cybersex. 📖: PC Gamer, April 1997

A snippet of a feature on internet gaming:

Netiquette
The Internet is a big and scary place, but if you behave your- self, you have little chance of being shunned and humiliated in front of elder gamers. Here are a few tips to keep you from being booted, dissed, or other- wise looked down upon by your gaming comrades.
1. If you're in a specified chat room, attempt to stay on topic. Very few people go into a Monster Truck Madness chat room in hopes of cybersex.

gruh @grahamsig.bsky.social · 6d ago

Old man at work: nice to see someone working and happy! Me:

vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 3d ago

you heard it here first: being sick kind of sucks 🙂👍

furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 3d ago

Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 4d ago

Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug

vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 4d ago

maybe I'm an awful curmudgeonly demon but I'm really not enjoying how these kids behave at shows

vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 5d ago

also, my good friends in safekeeper are going on tour soon! pictured is me in the Safekeeper Shirt™. highly recommend their music, merch, and shows :) thesafekeeper.bandcamp.com/album/hallow...