DJ Moore gets hurt and Joe Brady gleefully dusts off his “shit that has never worked a single time” binder.
Jake McIntyre
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At the banquet table of life, there are no reserved seats. 716 -> 808 -> 202 Go Bills.
More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up
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mike tomlin minecraft and peoples response to it is such a good example of why so many people buck ai bullshit. mostly we just want to to marvel at each other’s crazy bullshit. marveling at human bullshit is the best part
He ensured that there was gender equity in the public restrooms. Urban planning king.
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
Genuinely stoked to watch this. Beautiful to see a recovering football coach living his best life.
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Pass a law clarifying that the supreme court’s appellate jurisdiction does not begin until a final ruling has been made by district and appeals courts.
BREAKING: SCOTUS allows the Trump admin to restart third-country removals under a policy found by lower courts to violate federal law. The Democratic appointees dissent. The deportations will be OK'ed at least through the next several months, with SCOTUS agreeing to hear the case in December.
Win or lose, the Bills CANNOT wear Failure Grey against the Bears in December.
Here’s hoping this quarter “inspires change” and leads to the Bills abandoning the nickel city uniforms for the Bears game later this year.
really makes you wonder if rats fleeing a sinking ship ever consider another rat in particular especially contemptible, craven, worm-like, etc
The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, we have learned. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/white-hous...
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
The "artist" is Trish Duggan, described in the article as a Trump donor - but perhaps most notable as the biggest donor in history to Scientology. Here she is with David Miscavige receiving one of the ever-larger awards recognizing her extraordinary benevolence.
What the ever-loving fuck
Unattended policeman's helmet got me feeling like Bertie Wooster on Boat Race night
Never take a single second of Josh Allen football for granted. Enjoy every snap. No poorly-conceived Beane defense shall ever again stop him from achieving his goals. Go Bills.
It is my solemn duty to demand that Damar Hamlin - whom we all love and wish well - never suit up for the Bills ever again.
"I will give you five thousand dollars" is such a funny phrase, it's what a drunk promises you to keep a secret
And another thing: the photo of the flaccid slide is not a metaphor for my presidency. Please do not put in the paper that the limp, flaccid slide is a metaphor for anything.
that's a scab cup that's going wildly viral with scabs
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Starbucks is collaborating with Peanuts and the merch includes a Snoopy cup that’s already viral.