Justin, Man of Many Mustards

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I spend an inordinate amount of time wandering round the house doing Columbo impressions. "Just one last thing, Mrs Dishwasher, there's something that's been bothering me... this spoon right here. Its been through 3 cycles now... it's still not clean. I just don't understand it."

a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever

Reading Prairie Fires, the Laura Ingalls Wilder biography, and there's this point where some nerd in the agriculture department is like, look, it's too arid west of this one longitude, it's impossible to farm there unless you set up irrigation collectives, government policy should encourage that

In the loft of a terraced house in a town east of Manchester sit 427 gnomes. They are all dressed in satanic robes and pointing at the loft hatch. I'm still waiting for its discovery to surface in the media.