Justin, Man of Many Mustards

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Reading Prairie Fires, the Laura Ingalls Wilder biography, and there's this point where some nerd in the agriculture department is like, look, it's too arid west of this one longitude, it's impossible to farm there unless you set up irrigation collectives, government policy should encourage that

In the loft of a terraced house in a town east of Manchester sit 427 gnomes. They are all dressed in satanic robes and pointing at the loft hatch. I'm still waiting for its discovery to surface in the media.

Hey folks. My favorite nearby seafood market was nearly destroyed by an impaired driver a few weeks ago. These people have been running this place for thirty years and have always been lovely to me and my family. If you have a bit to spare, they could use a hand. I'd be grateful. gofund.me/b2b443d4a

Donate to Help Mineral Springs Seafood Rebuild, organized by Brooke Tatilian

Mineral Springs Seafood, owned by Tim and Kim Williams, has been a beloved part o… Brooke Tatilian needs your support for Help Mineral Springs Seafood Rebuild

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