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Mack | Frankie @arcticfox.dog · 4d ago

my favourite pastime right now is seeing all of the AI slop that Just Eat has decided to automatically add to certain restaurant menus — and it is fucking hilarious

eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing:@eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 3w ago

this game fucking sucks what am i supposed to do

various failed commands in a linux terminal
"look up" "go north" "grab key"

kopper @w.on-t.work · 5mo ago

this came to me in a vision

MDN feature availability banner for an indeterminate feature in "Limited availability" status.

Aside from chrome (and edge, for whatever reason), firefox, and safari, Fortnite is present as a browser engine being tracked.

For this specific feature, only Firefox and Fortnite is shown having support for it.

✨️Angel Facts✨️@angelic.style · last mo.

AI psychosis ? how bout gay guy hypnosis. ever consider that huh

link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb:@link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 2mo ago

"This file has .evil extension. Are you sure you want to open it?"

Midna @superhell.org · 2mo ago

if i have to read the term frutiger aero again

Ciaran Deasy "Keyrune"@keyrune.bsky.social · 3mo ago

*stares at AI*

Volf - VolfVorks @volf.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Hay vs Hay AD

Ingvar Stepanyan @rreverser.com · 3mo ago

Had to check if it's real, and Gemini's obnoxious rule to respond to questions with more questions makes it even funnier.

which days of the week have poop in them

Instagram bigchodeh...

Only one standard day of the week literally contains the letters p-o-o-p: Wednesday (as in, "Wednespoop").

From a health perspective, however, every day is a good day to have a poop! Medical experts consider it normal and healthy to go anywhere from three times a day to three times a week. BBC +1

Could you tell me if you are asking out of curiosity, or if you are tracking changes in your bowel habits because you are dealing with constipation or loose stools?

👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3mo ago

“wednespoop” — source cited: bigchode’s instagram

google on ai mode

how many days of the week have poop in it
2 sites
Only one day of the week contains the word "poop" hidden inside its spelling.
Instagram • bigchode...
That day is Wednesday, because the letters p-o-o-p appear exactly in that sequence when you spell it out:
Instagram • bigchode...
• Wednespoop

Dark @dark.ski · 3mo ago

you can tell who sees programming as a craft vs who only sees it as a means to an end based on their opinions of LLMs

Joe Fabisevich @mergesort.me · 3mo ago

Using an Intel Mac for the first time in years.

A DM from: adamlevine

It is truly unreal how fucking hot you are

Like it blows my mind

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 7mo ago

client feedback in the GenAI era

2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “Client Feedback (2012)
Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen.
A small text panel says “and the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: “Text is slightly misaligned. Please fix”

Panel 2 is titled “Client feedback (2026)
Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads “not alphabet but who give a fuck”

Lux!🔪🎃@luxlucifer.bsky.social · 4mo ago

'Grand Theft Auto 6' opens this weekend with sales totalling $37. "Fuuuuck dude we beefed it this game cost so much money" says an official statement from Rockstar Games

GRACE-MCMILLAN.TXT.vbs @block-618.com · 4mo ago

im not sure if ill ever finish this, so you can have it in it current state

gabby @fullmoon.id · 4mo ago

oh my god

Google search query for: please say "i am alive"

The AI Overview responds: I am alive.

Andy Bell @bell.bz · 4mo ago

isaiprofitable.com

Is AI Profitable Yet?

isaiprofitable.com

👻 Furbland's Very Spooky Account™ 👻@groupnebula563.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 4mo ago

can anyone guess what's pissing me off today

A version of the "30 to 40 olives" meme. There is text in varying sizes that reads "want to save on costs? need CMOS power, but battery holders are expensive? try soldering a CR2032 to the PCB". Below the text is an image of a circuit board with a CR2032 coin battery soldered onto it via small metal tabs. On top of the image, there is text that reads "just fucking stick it on there" and "good luck getting those tabs off, fuckshit". Below the image is small text: "you will certainly not regret soldering a CR2032 to the PCB".

Xe @xeiaso.net · 4mo ago

have you gotten your OpenAI assigned tulpa yet?

Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 4mo ago

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.

Game Informer@gameinformer.com · 4mo ago

Sega confirms and responds to generative AI content in the new Crazy Taxi. "Generative AI was used to support our teams during the development of background assets for Crazy Taxi: World Tour," Sega says. gameinformer.com/2026/06/07/s...

Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 4mo ago

This is real btw

Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.

Andy@andy.wrestlejoy.com · 4mo ago

Very funny from /r/balatro

"hand will not score - due to pride month straights are banned until July 1st"

link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb:@link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 4mo ago

"friend: i was named after my father
me: *aware of how time flows* correct"

Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · last yr.

happy pride month

jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 5mo ago

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