Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.
Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
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You look like I need a drink. Philly forever.
happy 10th birthday to The Nice Guys, one of the best movies ever made
This song was a game-changer. Happy 40th youtu.be/eoKeH7JYE48?...
Husker Du - Don't Want to Know If you are Lonely
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The Winter #Olympics continue! ⛷️ 🏂 Celebrate gaming history by revisiting 1985’s "Winter Games" from our classic software collection ❄️ 💾 #SoftwarePreservation is how we go for the Gold! 🥇 🕹️ Play it on your favorite vintage platform ⤵️ archive.org/search?query... #8bit
HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
“Philly Twitter” is a thing because of Dan McQuade.
*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
This man is ready to celebrate Ricky Sargulesh
Dan McQuade@dhm.bsky.social · 10mo agoTom Brady has a catering gig after the game
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
erika@yeeeerika.bsky.social · 2y agoi don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
Happy 57th birthday to one of the funniest people out there, Paul F. Tompkins! Werner Herzog describing his sequel "Good Will Hunting: Port of Call Los Angeles." Comedy Bang! Bang! season 3, episode 9. @pftompkins.bsky.social
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
I watched Episode 6 of The Kingdom on Disney+ and it was well worth it to see how downtrodden the Chiefs were on the sidelines. Does not disappoint lol. Just fast forward to the midpoint of the ep and put on your robe
It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.
(Jurassic Park 16. The heroes are running from a genetically modified T-Rex with eight beefy human arms) Very elderly Ian Malcolm: It was hubris to create the Punchasaurus
hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
For those that are curious about their aerodynamic properties, here is a CFD study of the Wienermobile. Courtesy of Dan Mather from Digital Engines.
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yeah i just recalled every cybertruck i recalled that they all look like shit
I just released the Museum of All Things version 1.0!!! You can find it at mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al...