Ditaki

@ditaki.bsky.social

100% gay, other extraneous details on demand Chicago (the best city that’s trying its best)

Why yes, it is very important that we have test to measure the exact number of db queries (it’s 53 btw) for a specific lookup. It’s also very important that this test should fail any time that query count changes even if you’re changing files far away from the call site

The year is 2025: I am watching an executive deploy untested code nobody has seen or asked for behind a feature flag The year is 2026: I am watching an executive deploy untested code nobody has seen or asked for behind a feature flag It’s weird it’s happened twice at two different companies

this boils down to "the pandemic didn't actually happen but they still closed the applebees" which frankly i think is a trauma response by a lot of people that buy it - lot easier to be in denial that things were that bad instead of reckoning with 1.3m dead people [in this country]

Gabriel Bosslet@gbosslet.bsky.social · 3d ago

RFK Jr said these words today on national television "There were ICUs that were empty all over the country including in New York at the height (of the pandemic)" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You are a fucking idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <sobs silently>

Tiny bone to pick: I miss having buttons on pictures here to save and share — now they’re tucked away in meatball menu and I hate it

Turns out sometimes your job just randomly fires incredibly competent coworkers and expects you to believe your head's not next on the block

“but doing it this way doesn’t adhere to the right economic theory”- ok what we’ve been doing isn’t fucking working so maybe give something else a chance so people can literally feed themselves and their families. if this is theoretical for you, you probably don’t need to weigh in.

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that