Mr. Spookytime Grift
@djdunclive.bsky.social
Always and forever a cheerful misanthrope. he/him
Really should be seen that anyone caving to a Trump lawsuit these days is paying a bribe, not acting out of fear of losing.
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · 12m agoSure looks like Trump is gonna get beaten by Murdoch once again over that stupid Wall Street Journal lawsuit. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/a...
"And by 'some travelers' we mean 'SpaceX employees who've been told they'll be fired if they don't comply with the new policy of mandatory Starlink usage we've established.'"
💥🐟🌮🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱@crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social · 15m ago
I'll go one further: "Demand that restaurants have smoking sections again," is gonna be their mainstream stance.
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 5h agoI'm calling it: "Start smoking" is going to be mainstream MAHA / Republican health advice by 2028. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Ain't a one of these doughy fucks that's ever made their own burrito.
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 5h agofor reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
Unless you're a rich asshole in search of adventure. Nautical adventures are always a good idea if you're one of those.
Jane Coaston@janecoaston.bsky.social · 51m agoDo not, and I must say again, do NOT go in these ships. apnews.com/article/serb...
New Video - YGOTAS 89 - Yami Supreme The final episode of the filler arc tournament is here at last. youtu.be/VRqp2444WwI
Episode 89 - Yami Supreme
YouTube video by Little Kuriboh
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YGOTAS is 20 years old and yet LittleKuriboh gave US the gift of Seto Kaiba swearing uncensored.
LittleKuriboh@littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 3h agoNew Video - YGOTAS 89 - Yami Supreme The final episode of the filler arc tournament is here at last. youtu.be/VRqp2444WwI
You know... I think they're confortable drawing this out through the midterms.
Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net · 4h agolol. lmao, even.
Twiat casting: 007 is now a pair of identical scottish twins.
The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Live
Alt: The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Live
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The Independent@the-independent.com · 10h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
I want to note that Biden dropped out on July 21; tweet is dated July 22
Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 5h agoLet me ask Abdul El Sayed
Ppl being shitty in the replies here are just miserable wreckers who are more interested in winning social media arguments than actually seeing Republicans lose control of congress.
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 6h agoA gracious concession: “I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…
Instant lookup for basically any recipe you can imagine in virtually any regional style you could dream of with the worst hassle you have to endure being a whimsical tale of how the recipe resonates personally with the author of the post. Or you just watch a Short.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 18h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
Max Miller feels like we played an UNO reverse on all the cross-contamination the GOP was going to try with Platner
"I'm making more money than I ever have. Why does everyone hate me for it?"
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 6h agoTrump: I shouldn't be at 42% approval. We have the greatest economy in the history of the world for any country
My ice-cold boring take that will definitely not go viral is that a primary result with a margin of victory of roughly 1 percent tells you precisely nothing about The Future Of The Party.
There was exactly one guy that I was gonna have trouble keeping my mouth shut about (not much, because it's the other side of the country, but still...), and that problem solved itself. With him gone, I can happily not care about the specifics of the other options.
post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 8h agoI meant to post this last night but if you’re mad about any of the primary results you got 24 hours to bleed, try not to say anything you’ll regret in 48, and then it’s Blue No Matter Who.
I meant to post this last night but if you’re mad about any of the primary results you got 24 hours to bleed, try not to say anything you’ll regret in 48, and then it’s Blue No Matter Who.
Asking gamblers why they’re gambling and actually believing them when they say “I see no other way to get ahead in life” is incredible.
Well shit. I'll have to go from aggressively not using Bixby to aggressively not using Gemini. How will I endure?
The Verge@theverge.com · 8h agoIt’ll be Gemini or nothing on Android from September 4th. www.theverge.com/tech/975516/...
The past is a shithole country, and no amount of stupid-ass nostalgia is gonna change that.
Sure would be awkward if China were facing a demographic crisis that could be easily solved by embracing immigration from Africa but they chose to stoke xenophobia & nationalism instead
Manya Koetse@manyapan.bsky.social · 2d agoChinese viral AI videos are turning foreigners into villains, flooding Chinese social media. They depict foreigners as threats to China’s social, moral, and national order. Strong, confident Chinese people confront, violently beat, and humiliate them in defense of their country. See more below🧵
According to Stevens County Fire District 1 firefighting crews made substantial progress today establishing strong defensive lines on the western perimeter while continuing to locate and extinguish hot spots within the fire's boundaries.
Stevens County fire crews report solid progress on western portion of the Autumn Lane Fire
STEVENS COUNTY, Wash-- According to Stevens County Fire District 1 firefighting crews made substantial progress today establishing strong defensive lines on the western perimeter while continuing to locate and extinguish
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Excited to see Republicans declare that this is actually proof that their idea of limiting voter power is actually tremendously popular.
Marc Elias@marcelias.bsky.social · 17h ago🚨BREAKING: Missouri voters have rejected a ballot measure to limit their own ability to pass amendments to the state constitution — a proposal that fueled extraordinarily high voter turnout in Tuesday’s election. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Sure is neat that the guy with the nuclear launch codes is more interested in using AI to generate versions of himself that aren't rotting husks than he is in reading situation reports. Bound to end well.
Adam Kinzinger@adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21h agoThis is a man who has a hard time looking in the mirror
the people of Michigan DESERVE real leadership, and that is why I am a firm and staunch supporter of [WINNING_CANDIDATE] this November
Keith@mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 18h agoI support the winner of the Michigan Democratic primary as the future senator from Michigan.
My gaster is fully flabbered at the fact that this guy thought this interview was a good idea. Like, Tapper's a fairly good call for getting yourself a softball chat, but if he wasn't ready for even the most basic of questions it's flat out malpractice that he agreed to it.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 22h agoMax Miller: When I was reported for child abuse, for my daughter, for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days, and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan
