Dave Marshall
@dkmarsh.bsky.social
Incorrigible reader. Historian by degree, carpenter by trade. Vegetable gardener in my spare time. Big Bach fan.
First time Gregg Abott can truthfully say “a Mexican” took his job. 🤣
quaker oats don’t dance or handle snakes you’re thinking of pentecostal oats
pete hegseth reportedly drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's and his hair is perfect
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com · yesterdaypete hegseth reportedly planning to order JSOC to seize all area mcdonalds franchises and control critical big mac supplies
If you live long enough, it’s all a redemption tour
They were right about Bluesky being a bubble: It’s a high-information bubble. I’m shocked how much more I know about what’s happening than people who still rely on other social media platforms for news. Not having an algorithm between you and direct information is crucial for an objective reality.
Kat Tenbarge@kattenbarge.bsky.social · 2d agoThey’re saying being on Bluesky gives you an information advantage, which I can confirm since Bluesky is one of the only platforms where I get information anymore
Trump doing an emergency trip to Texas and bombing there, too.
Snitty@clofsnitville.bsky.social · 2d agoSeeing the GOP starting to push money and high-profile figures into places like Louisiana was another big tell that all of their internals were pointing toward a big, big collapse.
this election has proven that voters of america are hopelessly out of touch with editorial boards all across the country.
Tomorrow morning all workplaces will be gently infused with DEI
A 1970 Toyota Corona Mark II. First lesson was a baptism by fire, driving it home from the dealership.
Dennie Edwards@dennieedwards.bsky.social · 4d agoQOTD: What car did you learn to drive a manual transmission in? I learned in a friend’s 1987 Chevy Spectrum.
Never seen it expressed quite this well.
Larry Glickman@larryglickman.bsky.social · 4d agoVance's obsession with judging whether people have sufficient "gratitude" is remarkably unappealing as is his claim to be able to determine who "loves" or "hates" the U.S., especially because his rhetoric is notably lacking in gratitude but abundantly hateful. www.nytimes.com/2026/11/02/u...
"Unfortunately, bone spurs prevented me from doing so."
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump: "I could've won the Vietnam War in a week" (It's been 8 months and Trump can't defeat Iran)
With the holidays coming don’t forget to also set your bathroom scale back ten pounds tonight.
I can take a punch. One time a guy blocked me for making a joke about Pat Metheny’s hair
Anything off of The Allman Brothers Band: At Fillmore East
Ramin Nasibov@nasibov.me · 2w agoName a song that instantly takes you back to being 16.
"I then discovered that younger women nowadays, wise to the ways of old lechers, are almost entirely immune to my bullshit."
Wagatwe Wanjuki@wagatwe.bsky.social · 2w agoomg he admit it
"Matthew Yglesias Did Riding Coattails the Right Way" —Ezra Klein
driftglass@driftglass.bsky.social · 2w agoMy "priors" are that Yglesias has always been terrible, but since he rode in on Ezra Klein's coattails, we'll never be rid of him.
I hear the DOJ will be coming after anyone who continues to call the Trump System the "Solar System."
Ruin a song by adding " In my pants" Sea of Joy in My Pants
Champie@champierth.bsky.social · 2w agoRuin a song by adding " In my pants" I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For In My Pants
Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Swimming to Cambodia for Tax Purposes
Peter Sagal@petersagal.bsky.social · 3w agoAdd "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: The Accountant For Tax Purposes
"Short-fingered vulgarian" is probably wildly euphemisitic enough.
Snitty@clofsnitville.bsky.social · 4w agoWonder what language David Brooks thinks is acceptable for Trump and his DOJ lackeys today
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Thomas Fuchs@thomasfuchs.at · 4w agoRuin a book by adding a word: Hunt for Red Octoberfest
Sex so good it measured 6.9 on the Richter scale.
TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · 4w agoSex so good you get penciled in Am I doing this right?