As @aduralde.bsky.social said on the way out, "KY and Durex product placement? Straight people shit." sluggish.ghost.io/fuck-one-nig...
Fuck ONE NIGHT ONLY
Unmarried people can't have sex, unless it's done on one specific, government-approved, Purge-style night. This is how your script gets on the Black List. Of course, in the confounding, oblivious One...
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straight people cosplaying sexual oppression, but make it cute. guess which stupid movie.
i'm pretty bad at enjoying summer because it's awful but sometimes i get to be in a pool with some fried chicken sluggish.ghost.io/pool-day/
Pool Day
A Pool Day is different from a Pool Morning. Pool Morning is when I go to the West Hollywood Aquatic Center at 6am for the purpose of exercise. It's a habit but not a pleasure. On Saturday, when it w...
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North American Weetabix was too slow and geriatric so they killed it. sluggish.ghost.io/the-food-is-...
The food is smaller and flavorless and annoying and I'm upset.
Last week, Alonso, who likes for me to share in the miserable information he finds online, sent me a link to WorseOnPurpose.com It's an addictive and depressing site devoted to brutal facts about cor...
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damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn,
My husband @aduralde.bsky.social has a mane of silver hair unmatched in waviness, beauty, and cinematographic presence. See for yourself on @bfastallday.bsky.social or @deckthehallmark.bsky.social but last night he went to bed after washing it and this morning it looks like a Frank Gehry building.
do not come for me about wilson phillips you will get shut down sluggish.ghost.io/5x5-7-24-26/
5x5 7/24/26
* Behind me in line at the grocery store checkout, she said, "You've only got one life, you have to do something with it. Our brains were made to absorb infinite information. The scientists say we're ...
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Igor Bezinović's acclaimed 2026 documentary hybrid, Fiume O Morte!, is streaming on Kanopy. www.kanopy.com/en/product/1...
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Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters
come with me and you'll be in a world of pure enthusiasm for croatian documentaries sluggish.ghost.io/fiume-o-mort...
FIUME O MORTE! is a reminder of the time the fascists took over for a bit. Then everyone forgot about it.
Fiume o morte! is a slyly entertaining film about a dreadful subject, but don't feel too left out if you didn't know it existed. It went from film festivals in 2025 to a European release to a very lim...
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Hermit Zosimus, noticing this naked lady living nearby in the rocks, provides her with some clothing. Thoughtful! Painted by Giotto, on Mary Magdalene's day.
"MY MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE ROOM TEMPERATURE!" I shriek at my server in the middle of the movie.
husband just explained the reason I'm having difficulty getting an imax ODYSSEY ticket is because weirdos bought theirs a year in advance then laughed at me for living in a little arthouse bubble and frankly I left the Church 35 years ago I shouldn't have to get this close to these kinds of fanatics
I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.
PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 3w agoMiller: "It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." #cdnpoli
Today I learned that there's a @deckthehallmark.bsky.social tote bag with my name printed on it, when all I've ever done as a guest on that podcast is shit-talk everything. So stay true to your dreams, everyone, ene day you'll be known as a hater on a tote bag at the farmer's market.
Christy @christylemire.bsky.social and Alonso @aduralde.bsky.social trek the light fantastic with The Odyssey #filmsky 📽
THE ODYSSEY Movie Review | Christoper Nolan | Matt Damon | Tom Holland
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miss g is a nice start, but now alonso is about to leave town for work, so, like, mm can go this week if that happens and it'll be fine, but i require my husband at home for the big event bc i will need someone with whom to dance in the street at the spontaneous block party
The air conditioning at the Los Feliz 3 Theater is perfectly chilled. I run hot and it's one of the only places that make me genuinely happy. All other Los Angeles cinemas should be taking notes.
Really enjoying the nearly instant eruption of gay-vs-gay bickering over the Madonna album. Let them fight!
You have night fever and only reading SLUGGISH will cool you. sluggish.ghost.io/i-love-los-a...
I love Los Angeles: obstacle course: 7/2/25
I'm taking my A-List Stubs Card status to see the Olivia Wilde/Seth Rogen/Penelope Cruz/Edward Norton movie about heterosexual swingers. I'm going to the AMC Grove 14 because it's the one that's close...
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Alonso tells me that we've all been invited back to the cinema for BACKROOMS with 16 extra minutes of spookies. However, if you wanted me to have them you oughta-shoulda put them in the first go-round. I'm 62 and only have so much time left on this planet. I haven't even watched all of OUT 1 yet.
there's a july 4th sale on plexaderm for my eye bags and i've never considered my eye bags until now but i've decided they're cute and alluring
It's Saturday morning. THE APPLE is on TCM. Eat an entire box of Fruity Pebbles.
good morning i am extremely bad at posting properly and the last one didn't have a link and now it does we are very good at podcasting podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/6...
698. Toy Story 5, Leviticus, The Death of Robin Hood, Maddie's Secret, Rose of Nevada
Podcast Episode · Linoleum Knife · June 26 · 1h
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Silence, please, @aduralde.bsky.social and @louisvirtel.bsky.social are speaking.
Alonso Duralde@aduralde.bsky.social · last mo.I love chatting with the wonderful Louis Virtel, and if there’s a mic on the table, so much the better. Talking Hollywood Pride, Toy Story 5, and more on the new Keep It! podcast. #filmsky 📽 @louisvirtel.bsky.social @crooked.com
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
