DocBadwrench
@docbadwrench.bsky.social
I am a chief creative at ClearDaemonic Media Group, where I make fun things for my various communities. I enjoy movies, video games, and movie-riffing (MST3K, Rifftrax, and Dumb Industries, among others). Also, I am a cat.
In her house at R'lyeh, dead Morton Salt Girl waits dreaming
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
I think it's time to develop a backup plan for when BlueSky is thoroughly fucked.
Every time I see a clip of Trump attempting to say words:
This candle doesn't smell like Seattle at all.. where are the subtle notes of urine and marijuana?
"Privatize profits and socialize costs" - A great read about why it feels like everything sucks. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/enshittifi...
Enshittification Relies on Broken Economic Math
Pay no attention to the externalities behind the curtain.
hamiltonnolan.com
Recording wrapped for The Anubis Gates by Tim Powers. Next up, we'll be reading The Digging Leviathan by Powers's co-conspirator in the "Ashbless troll," James P. Blaylock. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
William Ashbless - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
So sad that I missed the Seattle date, but if you're available for this celebration of retro kitch, you should go!
LOS ANGELES! Programme 4 continues its broadcast day at VIDIOTS, August 19th! With your Golden Sands hosts, The Sklar Brothers, and the soft sounds of Jon Spurney & MANY special surprise guest stars! Steam out those cravats! 🎟️ vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/progr...
@artovision3d.bsky.social makes incredible geeky shadowboxes that you should check out. Every year at PAX West, I check 'em out. artovision3d.com
Now I want to create a variant where I freeze in place and my cats fight on top of the bookcase behind me while the Police Squad! end credits music plays.
I'm now going to end every Zoom meeting like this.
As a born and raised New Hahmpshahrite, let me just say: I knew it.
"Nolan had a simple job—faithfully adapt Homer’s poem from the written dactylic hexameter into the visual medium of film. That should've started with geographically accurate casting—Greek actors playing Achaeans, Turkish actors playing Trojans, and Cyclops actors playing Cyclopes."
This just sort of happened. I swear I don't remember doing it. It was like an alien abduction event.
You have to give credit to Arby's team for their honesty, "We have the meats" makes no mention of that meat being good, fresh, or having any positive attributes - just that they have it. Make your own version with the Arby's Font & Logo Generator!
Another great Seattle artisan is @tomthinks.bsky.social - he draws live digital puppet shows and is thoroughly weird and wonderful. At the moment he's streaming right now: www.twitch.tv/tomthinks
tomthinks - Twitch
🔴Cartoon Mess LIVE🔴
twitch.tv
“Slap on your hazmat suit in the dirtiest, nastiest environment we’ve added yet, and get ready for perhaps the deepest clean you’ll ever have to carry out.” paletteswap.site/dif...
I finally finished it, @hgmc-pod.bsky.social. It had one hell of a satisfying ending after an enjoyably wild ride.
I reached the half-way point of this book, and it's FINALLY turned into the story I dreamed of. So I took a few moments to work on the VHS cover art. Now, we just need to draft a screenplay that includes a wise-cracking, streetwise pimp-informant. @hgmc-pod.bsky.social