JFC why would I want hand soap that smells like food? Isn't that defeating the purpose??
DoctorTAS
@doctortas.bsky.social
Trying to leave the world a little better than I found it. Fly Eagles Fly. Also, use Oxford commas and put two spaces after periods or you can meet me outside.
if there's a sunday chore you hate doing i encourage you to avoid it. yes you've painlessly knock it out every other week and yes it only actually ever takes 15 minutes, but what if this time it kills you? best to avoid it
Had occasion to watch the video for "Stayin' Alive" and suddenly the falsetto makes sense. I have genuinely never seen jeans that tight before in my LIFE
I've had weirder songs stuck in my head, for sure, but Rock Lobster? Really???
Chloe Zhao's THE TIGER IS OUT, coming 2028
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
Been watching #FlagFootball this weekend and boy this is a lot of fun
I would like @ifbookspod.bsky.social to do an episode on "Hating Women" by Sean Hotchkiss just so we can hear @notalawyer.bsky.social have an aneurysm on air
Found this old link and forgot how cool this was. Yes, a bit dated, and some of these guys are problematic. I'm choosing to focus on the cool. youtu.be/XGK84Poeynk
Symphony of Science - 'We Are All Connected' (ft. Sagan, Feynman, deGrasse Tyson & Bill Nye)
YouTube video by melodysheep
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The list of commercials that make me lunge for the mute button gets longer every day
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Great. Now I'm gonna have nightmares
Post a female character you love
Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · last yr.Post a female character you love
because of my last name i often get calls from scammers who ask "do you speak chinese" and i repeat "english only please" until they get angry. then they insult me in chinese and i say "thank you, have a nice day" in perfect chinese and get to hear 3-4 seconds of glorious yelling before i hang up
Would like a podcast co-hosted by Ju-Ju Smith-Schuster and YaYa Diaby. First guest can be Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix
I have no idea what the "it's the dog park" commercials have to do with insurance but I find them hilarious
The first rule of being a grownup is that you don't ask other people to fight your battles for you. If someone is mean to you, TELL THEM. Don't expect others to white knight for you, don't accept it and then complain to anyone who will listen EXCEPT the person who offended you.
"Pirates are not a monolith" You gotta listen for the stuff @patrickclaybon.bsky.social slips in there when Rapaport and Garafolo are bickering 😁
This is an amazing game and I am terrible at it. 🤣
Matthew@mapoochoo.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe Met put its entire collection online for free so I made a game out of it! 10 artifacts a day, and you guess where and when each one's from. Anthropeum.com if anyone wants to give it a shot and leave feedback :) #history #archeology #arthistory #museums
Tfw you've done 20 years of academic research on a topic, spoken at numerous conferences on your specialty, brought your ideas to meetings routinely...and someone on your leadership team sends you (and the CEO) an entry level podcast on the same topic, saying "I thought this was really insightful"
Dorothy Zbornak's Blank Stare
Alt: Dorothy Zbornak's Blank Stare
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"The Lees of Old Virginia," from the Broadway musical 1776, as performed by the MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC players.
1776 - Lees of Old Virginia PMV - MLP FIM Trixie
YouTube video by LM1313
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250 Years Ago News@250yearsagonews.bsky.social · 2mo agoJune 7, 1776: “Resolved, That these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be, free and independent States.” Richard Henry Lee offers to the Continental Congress his resolution to declare independence, take measures for forming foreign alliance and unite the colonies into a confederation. 1/7
HEY AUTHOR FRIENDS!!! Have you got a bunch of author copies sitting around? Would you like to get them OUT OF YOUR HOUSE? We are looking for authors with 5 - 10 copies of a book they'd like to sign and send to some lucky winner, and help raise money for voting rights!
Romancing the Vote@romancingthevote.com · 2mo agoHERE WE GOOOOOOO! The donation form is open for 2026! Give us your arts & crafts, your signed books & special editions. We want your consultations and your expertise. Help us raise money for Vote Riders & The Southern Coalition for Social Justice! Submit by June 28th! form.romancingthevote.com
Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
LA voters: if you are dropping off your ballot today take it to a designated ballot box. Don’t drop in the mail. Your vote won’t be postmarked until tomorrow and won’t count, unless you walk it into a post office and ask a worker to stamp it today.
I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com
Star Trek Title Card Generator
Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!
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Since it's Black Cat Friday, here's a picture of one of my soon-to-be roommates...
"Don't let perfect be the enemy of good" is corporate speak for "we're gonna half-ass this thing"
