okay new idea: Lime Quik. You put it in milk and everyone in the room asphyxiates. Is this anything
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writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.
To be fair I have jorked it to asmr on youtube they got me dead to rights
AI makes sense as a natural extension of religion in that it keeps men from having to own their choices
Imagine if two out of every three people hated the very thought of you. And on top of that, you had to have someone carry a diaper bag for you everywhere you went. You’d bomb Iran too, wouldn’t you
Stop calling it ai just call it computer programs again. You’d be telling the truth and not just slapping a name everyone hates now onto the thing
you have to stay alive bc if u kill urself now u might miss the magical night you share with your friends singing shitty karaoke together where midway through an off-key rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" you realize the years of suffering you endure can never extinguish the beauty of living
What does synchrony have to do with spider man what does it do why are those two forty year olds bringing up paris how is the adult son watching a movie that is not out on a television
Guys functionally AI can never be agentic because it has no sense of self. Come on. We are blind to the mechanics of human thought and a claim from the most demonstrably ignorant dickheads of all time that they have somehow SIMULATED such a thing is an insult to nature
Elliot Page is in the biggest blockbuster of the summer, Hunter Schafer is in the new Blade Runner. Keep up the pace. Inundate the normies with trans representation until the regressives pop like a balloon Alex Jones style. Trans people make up 1% of humanity. Get us in 1% of pop culture.
All status is relational and these are people whose rank means virtually nothing outside this particular arena. They have to gather periodically to confer value on each other. Trump is more aware of this dynamic than the reporters because of his professional wrestling experience.
Mike Masnick@masnick.com · 2w agoWait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here? He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets. And they all shake hands?
Polymarket is just the latest in a series of things that are basically that island where the boys go to become literal jackasses
top post of all time on KombuchaLover Forums is about how if your cat eats a scoby and starts acting crazy you can give it a cigarette to eat to get back to normal
Two years ago a lot of us were on here hooting and hollering about how Epstein was an agent of the Mossad and how what was happening in Palestine was a genocide (still is) and now that I lift the fruits of Being Right Before Everyone Else to my mouth they turn to ash on my lips
Look this makes me as horny as anyone else but I feel like we’re being infantilized
Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · 2w agoGillian Anderson has officially revealed the upcoming 1,478-piece LEGO set for THE X-FILES. The set is centered on Mulder’s office, paired with a forest clearing scene and a hovering UFO. Includes 8 minifigures, featuring Mulder, Scully, The Flukeman & more. August 4.
Also a good reason to pick up the first Boltgun, a game that indeed rips
Big Fan Games@bigfangames.com · 3w agoMow down cultists with Malum Caedo's Boltgun! No heresy can escape the might of a Space Marine!
Mow down cultists with Malum Caedo's Boltgun! No heresy can escape the might of a Space Marine!
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
USA TODAY@usatoday.com · 4w agoThe White House launched 25 Freedom Fuel gas stations, all selling fuel at $3.47 a gallon.
For a social media platform to be successful, it needs to be broadly adopted, which means it needs to be able to hook and retain attention while encouraging its users to make content that hooks and retains attention, which means the ultimate form of any platform is inarticulate rage smut