This is why I fly United.

Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · yesterday

New sentence dropped www.tmz.com/2026/10/06/a...

I know its rich for me to chime in as someone who watched Roethlisburger's HOF/adjacent career but what in the fuck is this?

Sarah Spain ✨@sarahspain.com · 6d ago

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

An all time Jon Bois.

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · last wk.

i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett

*raises hand* hi, yes. does the existence of a list of the best 100 shows this century (barf) imply most people have seen 100 shows since 2001?

That’s why I occasionally make bland posts on Bluesky, where no one will see them.

The Onion@theonion.com · 2w ago

“Let’s see, is it ‘they’re’ or ‘their’? Phew, that would have been embarrassing.” — Carson Myers, local man

This guy cannot stop winning. If he’s successfully doing more than just pilots or things and this stuff makes it into common use, he’s LaGuardia for the 21st century. How much can this possibly cost?

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 3w ago

Could new bus shelter roofs help New Yorkers stay cool in extreme heat? We're testing a few in Brownsville to find out: a green roof covered with native plants, and reflective roofs covered with low-cost, heat-resilient film.

The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.

Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa thehardtimes.net/breaking/rob...

Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa

JUPITER, Fla. — Human rights champion and all-around good guy, Robert Kraft, responded to Macklemore’s controversial pro-Palestinian views by demanding the artist’s... Continue reading this gem

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I may have to come back to that thread to put up more metroboard pics. Bluesky’s mobile web app just refreshes and doesn’t show an error when I try to upload multiple pictures. Might be a Big Screen activity. No I don’t install apps for websites. Stop it.

After a long, well documented and fully justified wait, I have received my Chicago and NYC Metroboards! I’ll throw some more mediocre pictures below, but they look and feel as premium as promised. The hardest part is finding somewhere that feels worthy. @designrulesco.bsky.social

The party railing against government waste, everyone.

Michael Lowry@michaelrlowry.bsky.social · 3w ago

The National Weather Service is proceeding with renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America in all forecast products and maps. These sort of changes require extensive coding time for NOAA and NWS personnel to implement across so many different products that regularly reference them.

Crap.

The Onion@theonion.com · 4w ago

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk https://theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired-for-reading-this-headline-about-charlie-kirk/

As a Pennsylvanian, I’m sorry yall for Fetterman. If you knew how much I gave to that campaign…

I never make real posts on here, so here’s our new 24 Hours of Lemons car. If we have a successful weekend, it will be racing next weekend at Gingerman. If theres interest, I’ll share the silly theme and (poor) results post-race.

I am once again begging this country to elect someone even half this literate.

Stephanie Carvin@stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · last mo.

Wake up, babe. The Prime Minister just dropped “hydronym”.

Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’

New York sneakerheads sound off on Trump's $400 kicks @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social #2024 #TDS30

Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry https://theonion.com/karoline-leavitt-slams-toddler-son-over-baseless-accusations-that-caterpillar-very-hungry/

Poll results vs. how poll results are presented in the Wall Street Journal.

Synchronicity came on and I remembered one of the dumbest jokes I have ever made.

I was in the cooler is the new I was in the pool.

The Onion@theonion.com · 2mo ago

Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh https://theonion.com/report-your-naked-body-will-make-entire-morgue-laugh/

KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices

Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate https://theonion.com/small-towns-make-out-point-purchased-by-multinational-make-out-conglomerate/

Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts https://theonion.com/mike-johnson-struggles-to-hold-speaker-gavel-while-wearing-anti-masturbation-mitts/

When satire becomes just telling the truth.

The Onion@theonion.com · 3mo ago

Defeated Man Too Tired To Fight New $14.99 Fee On Phone Bill https://theonion.com/defeated-man-too-tired-to-fight-new-14-99-fee-on-phone-1847501796/

emptying a clip into my lettuce

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

i stand corrected

Guillotine Hunger Force@handle.invalid · 3mo ago

im done talking about crackers named graham for a while

Happy belated, bro. 🫡

Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 3mo ago

So… Cheyenne, WY won't take data center wastewater anymore after Meta/FB's "Fill and Flush" process (how they test data center cooling systems) was responsible for polluting their whole community's wastewater reclamation system with Cupriavidus gilardii bacteria: cowboystatedaily.com/2026/07/02/c...