Final Fantasy 14 has some of the worst-named NPCs I’ve ever seen.

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.

New dispatch from Hell:

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle on the One Night Its Legal For Unmarried People To Have Sex

we're just normal men

There is no ethical consumption of Harry Potter. And not in the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" way. In the "your fandom is now comprised of hate symbols" way.

s. e. smith@sesmith.lol · 5d ago

JKR explicitly said she considers anything Potter-related, even fan-made, endorsement of her politics. And every time you engage with this franchise, you signal to the industry that there's still money in it and they should keep pumping out content from full-cast audiobooks to book box partnerships.

OUT ON PATREON: XP Extra 38.5 - Châu aces titling the episode, Dan explains the name of New Neo Mega Megalopolis City, and we allot XP in the afterglow of the idol competition. Subscribe to listen now: www.patreon.com/goodchaoticpod

Baseball Card Boss: We have to do something unique this year. Anything in mind Designer: Yeah, of course, get this: communism Baseball Card Boss: Wha- Designer: Yeah like Pete Alonso but he's a Soviet propaganda guy. We already printed like a million. He already signed them

domo arigato

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Spotted in rural Tennessee: a "Trump Superstore" going out of business.

If ai disappeared tomorrow I would spontaneously nut

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 6d ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

This is the most sycophantic thing I’ve ever heard of: if the President is gonna stink like shit, then I will too!

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6d ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Had no idea.

Fuck this man Fuck this administration Fuck everyone who works for him Fuck everyone who voted for him Fuck everyone who supports him

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 7d ago

The Trump administration is planning to gut Head Start, a program that offers free preschool to over half a million children.

Someone said my brother's dog looks like Jeff Daniels, & now I can't unsee it

Movie theater innovations.

1252 BCE—The Doctor POLLUTES the universe with his SPACE GARBAGE. #doctorwho #chronology #podcast #rewatch #fanedit #12thdoctor #petercapaldi #claraoswald #jennacoleman @doonpook.bsky.social

1334 BCE—Every woman throughout time wants to jump Matt Smith’s bones apparently #doctorwho #chronology #podcast #rewatch #fanedit #11thdoctor #mattsmith #amypond #karengillan #rorywilliams #arthurdarvill @doonpook.bsky.social

"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG

OUT NOW: "Hit Me BB One More Time" - BB leads the K-OS crew in an idol experience that rocks Xinix to the core. Listen now: goodchaotic.com/2026/07/27/3...

If you feel like losing money, just give it to me and spare yourself the humiliation.

The Verge@theverge.com · 2w ago

X Money is launching in the US starting today

OUT ON PATREON: XP Extra 37.5 - Michael selfishly hoards XP after Blue's tournament. Also discussed: lunch suggestions for listener Kitty, and then Riley recommends the frighteningly funny series Widow's Bay. Subscribe to listen now: www.patreon.com/goodchaoticpod

Can the folks who were gonna raid Area 51 or the Scientology speedrunners give us a real answer about Mitch McConnell?

I mean, technically I can’t guarantee it’d make a billion dollars, but maybe we should do Hadestown starring Tom Holland and Zendaya and see what happens.

"I've got a great campaign written, I just can't get a group together" is the peak D&D experience.

IGN@ign.com · 2w ago

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves co-director Jonathan Goldstein says the script for a sequel already exists, but he's not expecting it to see the light of day any time soon. https://bit.ly/4bIsrNA #SDCC

lots of reporters suddenly worried about slipping into communism but strangely f*cking quiet about slipping into fascism

I do want Raising Cane’s to know that I specifically didn’t get food from them yesterday because of their AI Chuck Norris commercial.

TV showrunner, writer, and producer Mike Schur on the WGA lawsuit to block Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery Merger. Read more writer testimony here: vist.ly/5cdzr. #BlockTheMerger