Dorkomatic

@dorkomatic.bsky.social

Amateur Time-Traveller

"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?" That "Wibbly-Wobbley Timey-Wimey" line always struck me as odd. But mostly because he didn't mention the "Swirly-Whirly" aspect - which is clearly the most important attribute of Time.

The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.

Inside you are two wolves. One always lies, one always tells the truth. The wolves cannot be left alone with the goat, the goat cannot be left alone with the cabbage. Treatment is simple: great clown Pagliacci is in town. "But doctor, I cannot operate on this boy, he is my son." Why did the chicken

I'm going to have to go down to the basement and clean out those spam-filters again. Somehow I've got added to a "Classic Tractors" mailing list. I am technically a grown-up; but I don't need tractor-porn, tyvm.

Reminder: Thomas Edison did NOT invent the first light bulb. (While the story is a bit complicated, Joseph Swan got there before he did. There was a whole court-case about it.) And yet I hear Edison's name bandied about ALL the time as THE inventor of the lightbulb. Please try to get this right.

Every so often I teach someone how to spin yarn on a spindle. And I always tell them that the first yarn you make will not be good yarn, and it's not meant to be, because right now you are not making wool into yarn, you're making yourself into a spinner.