me seeing a guy wearing a bart simpson t shirt: wow that guy must love bart simpson guy that morning choosing to wear his bart simpson t shirt: wow i must love bart simpson
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My name is fabio, I am horny too but real.😇
Bro seriously thank you i've spent sooo many nights in Springfield as a kid and nobody ever knows what i'm talking about when I say the nights are just different 😭
after thinking it over, i think netflix execs should be put in prison for life for wasting ezra edelman's time
we should have built a Paarthenon in honor of jack paar
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
explaining to the customer that the self is just an experiential convenience, a psychological shorthand for borrowed senses so there's not really a me to be mad at or a them to be mad at me
Too many people talking about Lindsey Graham but I'm more worried about what Lind (Norwegian friend) Sey (Norse pronunciation of "say") to Graham (British friend) in the wake of Norway's loss to England last night
hearing from a very good source that lindsey graham was raptured but that it was done in an extremely painful way, so much so that it's impossible to determine if he would have suffered more had he not been
the fun thing about graham dying is that he will be replaced by someone even more psycho so this one is purely for the jokes
I was sent audio by a journalist friend confirming mitch mcconnell is still with us. Please be advised, he does not sound good but he is alive
narcs! www.inquirer.com/news/philade...
Philly stores routinely violate the plastic and paper bag law, environmental group says
PennEnvironment sent members to purchase items in 80 stores across the city and in neighborhoods with varying demographics and found many violations of the plastic bag ordinance.
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Haven't written anything in over a year and trying out an essay about something i wish i didn't care about. Not really sure I have the ability to articulate what I find troubling about it without coming off as a polemicist
From: Menacing Rodney FAFO! Sent 6:59 PM Seen 7:14 PM From: Menacing Rodney See previous msg Sent 10:32 PM Seen 10:33 PM
...well yeah? The seat's guaranteed lost if the policies aren't Platner's. Just get troy jackson in there & let him run 52-48 against collins
Peter Baker@peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 4w agoPlatner aide lists terms for dropping out: “If he was to step down it would only be with a guarantee of being replaced by a candidate who he believes is true to the values and vision and policy agenda of the campaign that Maine voted for." @shanegoldmacher.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07...
neolithic cronenberg: my latest cave painting of a monstrous man-auroch hybrid with digging sticks for hands will really make people think about the way that in reshaping cows and grains we have unwittingly wrought profound changes upon our own flesh
Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy
Tough to think of something more innocently deflating than "Now Playing at PFS Film Center (G)"
Researchers tickled 13 captive apes and recorded the results.
