Just watched a video on propagating cherry seeds and they don’t stay true to type so I could go four years growing trees from seeds only to find they’re all sour anyway. wtf?! The guy in the video suggested growing several - he had six seeds and only 2 survived. What kind of…

On the plus side you don’t have to put up with Brian Cox on your tellybox.

Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · 10h ago

Surprised the solar eclipse is not on BBC One or Two tomorrow. It is having coverage on BBC News channel, but you would have thought that such a scientific phenomena would have encouraged a live science show.

How silly is silly money? Because if it’s £200m it’s still not enough. MLS has earned the right to wear the cannon.

Amy Lawrence@amylawrence.bsky.social · 16h ago

There is no logic that makes any obvious sense for Myles Lewis Skelly to be expendable to Arsenal unless the price is a new level of mad (and even then it’s debatable).

As a Manchester United fan who loves this player I don’t want to see this at all. He was brilliant for Arsenal in the toughest games, he deserves to get the chance to become an Arsenal great.

Nathan Phillips@nathanphillips.bsky.social · 16h ago

First day of wearing my new Lewis Skelly shirt and...

I will stab whoever sanctions the sale of Myles Lewis-Skelly.

MLS isn’t going to Chelsea or Utd, shut up. 😂😂😂

Andy might not be able to mess with the big thermostat, but you what he can do? Absolutely hammer the water companies for their exorbitance. We are in drought, we don’t have adequate reservoirs, we have pipes leaking everywhere and the bosses are taking huge, huge bonuses.

When can I be sponsored by Big “Mac and Cheese?” When?

Woke up and decided it’d be a good idea to watch Flight of the Conchords. Great choice.

Very weird to be living for weeks through what has so far been the worst UK drought since records began and for the Prime Minister to have still said absolutely nothing about it

Maybe it wasn’t a good idea to play a game of football then drink a beer after I got home. Holy moly I feel smashed.

Oh I don’t like this at all… I made that face people make when they walk into a bathroom that someone else has just used.

Premier League News@plnews.bsky.social · 2d ago

Arsenal have informed Pedro Neto's agents of their interest in signing him. Chelsea are open to receiving offers for him but the price must be suitable. (Simon Phillips)

Reminds me of a story I once heard from a GP about a couple struggling to conceive and it turns out the dude was not finishing where he was supposed to, but rather taking his lessons from porn.

Disco Gnostic@mazov.bsky.social · 2d ago

Thought I stumbled into the InfoWars store somehow

This isn't a moralistic statement or anything but uh. This is from too much porn. Like way too much

Disco Gnostic@mazov.bsky.social · 2d ago

Thought I stumbled into the InfoWars store somehow

I am absolutely losing it at the tiny babies

Disco Gnostic@mazov.bsky.social · 2d ago

Thought I stumbled into the InfoWars store somehow

Curious about what faceless corporation owns Grundig now, I slid deep into a hole of double entendres…

I’m going camping this week. Properly. Excitement isn’t even the right word.

Xmen 97 is amazing

Reverting to type, are we Arsenal?

Mustafi Own Goal: David Luiz & Mustafi Dance

Alt: Mustafi Own Goal: David Luiz & Mustafi Dance

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jK Rowling threatening to sue the NHS *was* on my bingo card for 2026…

Nwaneri goal eh?

I’ll always remember when a prominent right wing comedian tweeted (paraphrase) “we know that harsher prison conditions are unhelpful in preventing crime, but we don’t care”. Rare to see it admitted like that

I'm hearing if we treat people with a touch of humanity & don't bang them up for 22 out of 24hrs they don't develop pent up rage & aggression & the need to self-harm or lash out on others to channel all that violence that's been cultivated in them. More as we get it

Rachel Sylvester@rachelsylvester.bsky.social · 3d ago

New Scandinavian wings at Wandsworth and Pentonville jails have seen a 45% fall in assaults, 57% drop in self harm and halving of staff absence rates - fascinating results from trial into a more rehabilitative approach to prisons observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

Whole YouTube algorithm is videos showing me tips on how to pack a cool box for a camping trip. I am a middle-aged dad now.

amazing how this is still relevant a year after i posted it

Ed Morrish@edmorrish.com · last yr.

if “tens of millions” of british people wanted a “full blown revolution” they would be protesting outside parliament. as it happens, dozens of british people are chucking bricks at asylum seekers, so i’ve come to a different conclusion about what it is these people want

Wait, he’s going to try being funny? What’s he been doing all these years?

flyingrodent@flyingrodent.bsky.social · 4d ago

I think the key to understanding this guy is that he’s got all the money he could want, and almost everyone he’s spoken to for twenty years is contractually obliged to answer “Yes Ricky” and “That’s very clever, Ricky”. And yet he’s still absolutely raging, all the time.

Alan Milburn is a known Labour wan*er.

Jesus Christ

Saw an article about how the govt want primary schools to identify future NEETs, and I just want to point the history of what happens when you label kids in school. There is a lot of research into why you don’t do it (it fails).