my cat loves banana, but really specifically only the little handle for opening the skin
a man on a bus laughed until he cried when he overheard me telling a friend that you shouldn't visit a baby in the first couple of weeks, because you'll have to lie about it not being ugly. we agreed it's better to wait until it's fully inflated.
Rhodri Marsden@rhodri.biz · 10mo agoPlease quote this with stories of your minor interactions with non-celebrities, e.g. “I once accidentally bumped into a man in the Wellingborough branch of Holland & Barrett”
i wrote this! and let me tell you im very pleased with myself! wish i could actually buy this southern brave twister kit i designed even if you don't like cricket you might like to read my hot takes on the best ice lollies in the biz 😎🍦☀️
DAISY CUTTER@daisycutterzine.bsky.social · last yr.the hundred is over for the year and there are big changes on the horizon - many of them real, some of them imagined. daisy reader catherine dwells on the latter and asks - what if the hundred were sponsored by wall's ice creams? 👇 daisycutterzine.wordpress.com/2025/09/11/t...
i wrote this! and let me tell you im very pleased with myself! wish i could actually buy this southern brave twister kit i designed even if you don't like cricket you might like to read my hot takes on the best ice lollies in the biz 😎🍦☀️
DAISY CUTTER@daisycutterzine.bsky.social · last yr.the hundred is over for the year and there are big changes on the horizon - many of them real, some of them imagined. daisy reader catherine dwells on the latter and asks - what if the hundred were sponsored by wall's ice creams? 👇 daisycutterzine.wordpress.com/2025/09/11/t...
at the pub a friend asked what Paddy McGuiness is up to, and an old interest unlocked unfortunately I have laryngitis so I was just croaking across the table "His wife left him! She dates women and got an autism diagnosis! Good for her!" like a little frog who knows too much about Paddy McGuiness
this is my seat and she doesn't give one single fuck about it
i'm convinced the business exec chumps who say they work 70 hours a week, in addition to Just Lying, simply don't know how to put on an lcd soundsystem playlist and truly Lock In
Every episode of Poirot is great because he purposefully hangs around with a complete idiot who is astounded by everything he does and I support that
just watched a pop punk band cover "it feels like christmas" from muppets christmas carol, I have transcended
just lost a whole evening to looking at heraldic art, this website is a very cool resource if you also like thinking about how your own shield would look if you were a knight heraldicart.org/terms
Alphabetical Index
A ↑ Abacus Acanthus : Leaf Acorn : 8 illustrations; Slipped & Leaved (5 illustrations) ; Two Acorns Slips Conjoined Issuant from a Trimount Adze : 2 illustrations; Double-Bladed Adze Alerion : 2 illus...
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Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀@youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 2y agoWithout downloading any new pics where are you mentally
Geoffrey Chaucer: Whan that Aprill with his shoures Beastie Boys: SOOTE Geoffrey Chaucer: The droghte of March hath perced to the Beastie Boys: ROOTE
Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
haters claim they're downloading medieval dingbats fonts with intent to use them!
about 1 in 10 posts in my discover feed are pictures of a great blue heron. i follow the birds feed but not a heron specific one. i like the post every time, so perhaps in another month or so i will be seeing 100% herons in the discover tab
"don't hate the player, hate the game" can't it be both? fuck monopoly and fuck you for making me play it
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