Korean Fried* Chicken experiments are continuing. *Baked
Fr. Cannabranna Lammer.
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A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
Bluesky when I’m on earlies, between 1am and 05:30 is the last true wilderness. Just me, a lukewarm instant coffee, and forty thousand yanks furious about a senator I’ve never heard of in a state I couldn’t locate under torture. Then the map-game autistes stir and civilisation returns.
Spongebob Squarepants Sad in Diner
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I am going to the Oriental supermarket now. For one item. Just one item. That is all I will buy.
Nemo Finding Nemo
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😢 RIP Rod u’ll be beating ure pregnant gf nd looking for child pornography in heven wiv da angles nd Paddington now ✨ 📐 👼 ❤️
The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 3d agoBREAKING: Sunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a short illness
Or to paraphrase: “Prick who takes hundreds of thousands in public subsidy to shelter his fortune from inheritance tax, spends an entire TV series screaming that it isn’t enough, and then demands disabled people on £194 a week grovel to him in writing.”
Roxy Hart@roxyhart.bsky.social · 3d agoGod, Clarkson is a cunt metro.co.uk/2026/08/02/j...
I’m tired, too hot and having to interact with the general public in Nottingham.
Alan Partridge Scum
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I had become accustomed to thinking that a viral post on Bluesky was 4000 likes but every day for the past week I’ve seen something like this that has 27,000
Pretty sure it was already light this time last week.
Kid Says 'I Like Darkness'
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Found your boyfriends ideal Christmas present 💅
This morning: espresso in Ambergate. This afternoon: dinner in Crewe. Call me the Midlands’ answer to the Riviera set. Sophia Loren had Capri. Ive got Costa. They call it La Dolce Vita you know.
Idiot-dog’s Afrika Korps camouflage is proving remarkably effective.
This afternoon I notice youngest boy is cutting about with a homemade “tattoo,” on his leg. It’s a shakily drawn spider with a *massive* cock and balls….. He tells me he hadn’t noticed it before and it must have been the work of “bigger boys.”
Martin Freeman: Seems Legit
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My “nobody is selling football,” statement has people asking lot of questions already answered by my statement.
Brought some Dreamies from the UK pound shop back to the cats in Costa Rica, like a medieval spice trader dazzling a European royal court with tastes of the Orient.
Impossible to put into words how useless Gmail search is. No wait, these guys did it!
no one can explain what dolby vision is. no one knows if it can be played on a television or computer monitor. it's impossible to say whether you are experiencing dolby vision right now. it's a lot like the matrix in that way