Dr. Stephen Poop
@drstephenpoop.bsky.social
Running through the house with a pickle in my mouth
I wrote about the triumph of Doing Your Own Research and the stupid, nasty thing that is replacing some very recent history in real time. defector.com/were-just-go...
We're Just Going To Keep Doing 2020 Again Until All The Wrong Stuff Is True | Defector
In a bunch of ways, there is no real percentage in remembering what things were actually like during the worst years of the COVID-19 pandemic. Beyond all the uncertainty and suffering and death, there...
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Yeah laugh it up. It’s all fun and games until Yung Gravy’s reputation gets tarnished. DAY RUINED!
Still can’t believe we’re all just going to call it nut milk and go on about our business like everything is normal
Yep. Earlier this year I was interviewed by Sharyn Alfonsi of 60 Minutes about my Epstein investigation. Subsequently, CBS pulled the segment and fired the reporter. The MAGA buyout of media is aiding the Trump administration’s Epstein cover up.
The New Republic@newrepublic.com · yesterdayBanks permitted millions in suspicious transactions tied to Epstein—and former 60 Minutes correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi had the story months ago. But the report would never air. trib.al/ZShZlIS
Still can’t believe Faze Banks, a 32 year old man, was seen glazing Nettspend at a FaZe event. Especially since there was a gyatt behind him!
checked out of baseball for a few years and now all the white boys are named like Braxton or Geoffersyn or something
Being fat just breaks a lot of people for life. None of you could hate Jonah Hill as much as he hates himself. It’s pretty sad tbh.
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
Jk Rowling: centaurs are very proud creatures. One would never dare to ask to ride one. That is, if one valued their LIFE….. Interviewer: that’s so interesting. Now tell me a bit about Chinese wizards Jk Rowling, pulling back her eyes:
chat they made something in real life that i swear to god would be a shitpost i could have come up with almost a decade ago and i need people to mail me packs immediately as little gifts. do you know how badly i need 1993 Daphne on a trading card with her lil choker and flower skirt
lol its so perfect that he's saying this *on fox news* while the chyron is about the pied-a-terre tax
Donie O’Sullivan@donie.bsky.social · 3d ago"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.
Dodgers seriously ruining the game with this shit. This is worse than the Yankees in the late 90’s early 00’s
I’m having a great summer as far as the quality of melons I’ve been purchasing. It’s a good year for melons.
I must have strong farmer dna because my body desperately wants to sleep from 8 pm to 4 am every night it’s so fucked I hate it
if an elite lobbying effort can convince you that you have to ban trans people from sports to survive in politics you straightforwardly do not have it in you to pass electoral reform, or stand up to the fossil fuel lobby, or do any of the difficult things that have to be done
He’s entered an ursine sleeping pattern. He’s evolving.
josh@joshposting.bsky.social · 5d agoi was asleep for most of a 21 hour period, sorry
me minge is bloody mental…(lowers glasses) and its well fit
Criterion Collection people if you can hear me I'll write the essay for the booklet if you put this out. If I can write 50 pages of nonsense for my masters degree final paper then I can write 10 pages about something I actually enjoy.
