Madame Duck
@duckface.bsky.social
Perpetual lurker. Expert procrastinator. Mainly replies to cat posts.
Pete’s Prize Draw Every order placed this Bank Holiday weekend goes into a draw. One order wins £50 to spend in my shop. Pete will pick the winner. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Someone in the office makes terrible coffee, and I normally say no when he asks everyone if they want one. Today he put me on the spot and asked me directly so I've been very British and said yes out of politeness.
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
Connections Puzzle #1173 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
Sean Lock's Hilarious Countdown Moment
ALT: Sean Lock's Hilarious Countdown Moment
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*peers at stubborn non-rainy clouds* What is the point of you? RAIN, YOU BASTARDS
Where's the rain? The weather forecast keeps over promising.
we live in a world right now where the rich (or those who wish to be so) are desperate to cast empathy as weakness. As the enemy. Throughout her whole life Dolly showed the exact opposite is true. Empathy is what makes us our best selves. For your own happiness, and others, be kind.
you gotta live like someone who deserves their own memorial hot dog after they die
Steve’s Hot Dogs™@steveshotdogs.bsky.social · 3d agoWe’re deeply saddened by the passing of Dolly Parton—a true hero to our team for her spirit and work with the Imagination Library. 🕊️✨ This Sat & Sun, $2 from every Dolly Dog (sausage gravy, bacon, maple bourbon drizzle) sold goes to the STL County Library! 📚❤️ (Dine-in/app only)
If people are posting less, or fewer are posting, try following more people to fill your timeline up. It's highly unlikely that you already followed all the people you will like. Repost more. Recommend people to others more. Also over follow as this helps others find their people.
As I badly need to lose weight, I'm trying to be strict with myself and cut out sweets and rubbish carbs. I'm sure it's purely coincidental that I'm now seriously pissed off and hate everything.
Man on the news is enthusing about a "very sexy sea slug". I'm sorry, what?
Lots of people on my feed reporting magical wet stuff falling from the sky. Where's my magical wet stuff? Unfair.
Honestly, making a child a symbol for how Our Kids are Over-Medicated and not even having the decency to stop using him that way when it turns out he did, actually, benefit from and need the medication is horrible, dishonest behaviour.
Ha. It's me. One day I might get around to sorting out a diagnosis. One day. I'll leave myself a note on the fridge...
Sara Gibbs@sararoseg.bsky.social · last wk.ADHDers will definitely get round to complaining to Channel 4 at some point
ADHDers will definitely get round to complaining to Channel 4 at some point
