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@dwillbanks.bsky.social
Watcher of old horror and bad sci-fi. Most likely to quote Star Wars/Marvel/Twister in any given conversation.
A dragon came to the royal castle and requested an audience with the king. "I hear," the dragon said, "that you have no princess." "So?" "So I propose you adopt me." "You're a girl?" "I could be." "Sorry. But wouldn't that bring more dragons?" The dragon fluttered her eyelashes. "I hope so."
Friends, can we all block and report @scuba-diving-5.bsky.social — they are pretending to sell my stuff on merch (check their replies tab), but it’s a credit card number theft scam. Hopefully nobody got ripped off, but if you did, call your credit card company ASAP.
"I'll return in Avengers: Doomsday."
Daniel Bellingradt@dbellingradt.bsky.social · 6d agoWrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish.
fun fact: The Treaty of Tripoli, 1796, Signed by Prez John Adams, includes: "As the government of the United States of America is *not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion*, as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of [Muslims].." Just saying.
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
See y’all in St Louis…g’night everybody…
Good Night Everybody
ALT: Good Night Everybody
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🎶 Once I rose above the noise and confusion / Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion 🎵 #Svengoolie . #TheWizardOfOz
Glinda: finally. got that fake out of here Dorothy: huh? but he was going to… Glinda: girlfriend, you have the slippers. You could have left in the 2nd act Dorothy: Say what? Glinda: you want the instructions or not? #svengoolie
Finally! I can deploy the only piece of #WizardofOz trivia I know: The costumes for the Winkie Guards were all purportedly made from surplus Federal overcoats from the Civil War 75 years before. It’s apparently part of the reason finding original unissued overcoats is hard. #Svengoolie
When the Lion dives out the window used to be the commercial break… #svengoolie
The ‘I…hope’ as the guard turns around… …have so been there. #svengoolie
Glinda: I have to help… Gandolf: We’ve talked about this Glinda: Hush you. And she cheated. Dumbledore: She has a point. Gandolf: (sulks) Glinda: (makes it snow) #svengoolie
“What would you do with a brain if you had one?” Dorothy, if you only knew how many of us have thought that very question… #svengoolie
“Follow the yellow brick road. AND only the yellow brick road” “But…I…ummm” “Yellow only. Pay no attention to the red bricks.” #svengoolie
