It Happened To Me: I Couldn’t Get A Good Enough Stretch In My SI Last Night And Today I Can’t Walk
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likes: corgis, psychology, memes, devin booker; dislikes: chronic pain, leaf blowers, patrick beverley, scurvy. 78% of skeets are for dramatic effect only
there's a woman who's been incandescently mad at me for months and at one point she said "i am 83 years old and still have to work" and it really stopped me in my tracks, made me start thinking about what everyone's *really* mad about
A note to others. If you find a wild member of the flock out there perched on a light pole, keep in mind they're an invasive species. Approach safely from behind to avoid startling them, and toss a blanket over them to more easily capture it. Once it's calmed down, keep it in a secluded area.
He's kinda cute tho so I think I'll allow it?
Okay, here we go: 1 like = 1 more time the little number goes up next to the heart
pots/dysautonomia friends, good piece to go through with your doc dysautonomiadecoded.substack.com/p/10-up-and-...
10 Up and Coming PoTS and Dysautonomia Treatments: What the Research Actually Shows
Lets take a detailed look at 10 treatments currently in trials or emerging evidence, what stage they are at, and what the pros and cons actually are.
dysautonomiadecoded.substack.com
how do these people actually end up practicing, like this is absolutely a grifter, right?
Video Game Watcher@ashstoneman.bsky.social · 23h agoToday my primary care doctor told me that menopause is autism and all immigrants have autism, so I guess I have to go without the medication I went there for for a little while
little known fact: when a hyoermobile person tries to stretch a painful muscle you’re supposed to look at them and say “biiiiiiig stretch”
i regret to inform everyone that I am already rewatching merlin
Mark Ruffalo is lowkey one of the best celebrities on Bluesky because he’s typing on his phone angry about the news in a way that makes it clear it’s really him and he just saw something that got him annoyed
ok I decided on the OG chill capy, I will report back on sunday
anti-leaf blower account@eboldy.bsky.social · 17h agofeels like A Real Hug
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social I started merlin again 😭 goddamn this show and its HEART
every time I hear “kalshi” or “polymarket” I remember how many nba players are in bed with them and it is so incredibly gross
Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 16h agoThese betting markets sites are so socially corrosive. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
i’m dying at this representation of a 50” dragon coming out of the dryer
"No, you're absolutely right, the weighted capybara IS better than our human child ever was. I don't even miss her anymore. I barely remember her name."
talk me out of buying a 23” weighted capybara plush to act as a pillow bolster
Also, if im spending money on a BMW and you force an ad on me, thats a great way to ensure i never buy another car from you ever again.
lmao I spend a week stressing about a tooth root and then I get a fuckin canker sore, can my body just stop
i think I just witnessed a murder
Erik Adams@erikadams.bsky.social · 23h ago"No amount of spin can sugarcoat the utter disaster of layoffs, creative consolidation, and sheer mediocrity that awaits if Richie Rich runs roughshod over the industry he claims to love so much." Get 'im, @mcastimovies.bsky.social!
does it smell dusty to anyone else *inside* bc goddamn
It's worse today. And it LOOKS bad too. Like, apocalypse movie bad. All from dust??
Corey the Street@cstrable.bsky.social · 4w agoFirst time I've gotten an air quality alert. Yikes