for the first time in two and a half years, a new note was played in this organ performance today!

Need somebody's son to bounce on it, but in a God-honoring way

Dear James Carville, Don’t just settle for leaving the Democratic Party. Leave humanity. Go to a mountaintop (in an electrical storm). Vacate this Earthly Plane. I believe you can accomplish this

remembering when James Carville being married to a GOP operative was sold as an endorsement of bipartisan comity and not that it meant he liked and endorsed Republican policies

Gloob morping

AI Slop is only one of the kinds of slop you should be avoiding. Fast fashion? That's slop. TV shows that just fill time? Slop. 3d printed trinkets? Slop.

"No, you're absolutely right, the weighted capybara IS better than our human child ever was. I don't even miss her anymore. I barely remember her name."

"Martha?" "George. What? What is it now?" "I got you a present." "You've never been present in your life." [George produces a stuffed capybara] "Who likes a capybara?" "I do, George. I do." [They embrace, the capybara between them. End] [Honey pukes again offstage] [Oh. and CURTAIN]

4, 4, 1.5

B_Rye989@brye989.bsky.social · 2d ago

3 5 4

And yet when *I* demonstrate *MY* love of cock in *MY* front yard... <the vaudeville hook pulls me off stage as the piano player vamps as loudly as possible>

The federal government's new recommendations for a healthy, balanced diet:

Goofy ass question: how fast could, in a laboratory setting, moths eat a sweater, at max speed? And are there labs around that have a critical mass of sweater eating moths that could supply enough moths?

I don’t know this individual, but I know several people who are part of this theater company 😂

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterday

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

I do not want a bigger phone display. I want a phone the size of the iPhone 4.

I don’t know this individual, but I know several people who are part of this theater company 😂

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterday

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

I look up information on one measly supplement and

Mitchell and Webb — Women, Sort Yourself Out

YouTube video by British Comedy Archive

youtu.be

You heard him, Whitaker

if gwen pepperoni weren't already my favourite person on this website i would know she was good people simply because the daily mail came after her. absolute trash paper.

*waking up in a deep sweat* do you think rappers have their friends in their phone under their rap names? like is bone crusher in ice cube’s phone as “bone crusher” or “wayne”?

Ah, well, that would explain it

Sweasel von Trapp@irritatingly.gay · 2d ago

I lost power for 6+ hours this morning... longest power outage since I moved into this house by about 5 hours. 😬

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

The richest person in the world, an avowed white supremacist, today again posted "the next step is getting rid of 'source code' entirely and just making an efficient binary directly with AI" because he has no idea how anything works, not even the basics of industries he is in.

If at least 50 of you don't re-post this painting of Nicholas Cage sunning his wiener-knot in the next 24 hours,, AN ANGEL WILL DIE. I'm serious.

oh no the Blue Sox are trading Jackston Fuxley for Hjonwald Mendoza!!!! this is what you sound like

I lost power for 6+ hours this morning... longest power outage since I moved into this house by about 5 hours. 😬

I'm afraid they'll find that basement quite impossible to reach without the proper apparatus. The tunnels leading to the sub-sub-sub basement have been inundated with a fluid which appears to the casual observer diabolically similar to ordinary water.

drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters

having stopped taking the beta blocker i was trying out, i can finally see your boyfriend again. he says hi btw