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Meanwhile in philosophy of language
men are OBSESSED with saying "modalities" right now
Combining Arby’s horsey sauce with Guy Fieri’s donkey sauce to create mule sauce
It is I, the only faculty member fine with paying for parking
This has been my experience exactly. I find I have to use all 35+ years of my programming experience to have an LLM produce good code. When I do this, the results are very satisfying and enable me to do things that I wouldn't normally be able to do... or that I dislike doing manually.
Rather, an automation tool that requires the continuous and conscientious exercise of discernment will let individual practitioners improve their work in extremely satisfying and useful ways. It's a way to spend more on operations in order to produce better outputs. 73/
your apartment, the sport of basketball, and the Republic of Korea are all social constructs. mere recognition of this fact does not actually make the question of whether you are standing in your own apartment, playing basketball, or a Korean national up in the air until settled by op ed editors
“It’s a social construct that means it’s not real” No, we constructed it, it’s real now, that’s what happens when you build things
there are a lot of philosophical concepts that get egregiously misused out of the seminar room (and in the seminar room, to be fair). but in terms of sheer pernicious misuse "social construct" has gotta be top 5 somewhere and it's not number 5
Seeing a few people sneer "oh look he's doing charts for dinner" again at this makes me rather angry. Especially if you a) read his very next post and b) see the further points made by @besttrousers.bsky.social just below. But people are just allergic to actually thinking about this for some reason.
hmm let’s add a couple lines and see how it looks
I could barely afford vibranium as it was
Wakanda tariffs going to get doubled now
If you have a parasocial nemesis online such that you slash their tires or celebrate them having their tires slashed what the fuck is wrong with you
Monocausal explanations for complex social phenomena are bad
I saw this all the time in Kansas and California. People would "preach" in ways designed to anger everyone around them. It was transparently not about persuasion
As a Christian raised in a deeply Evangelical area, I feel comfortable saying that the purpose of this is not to convert but to try to confirm their persecution complex. I’ve seen Christians do things like this for my whole life and what they want more than anything isn’t a theological discussion…
As a Christian raised in a deeply Evangelical area, I feel comfortable saying that the purpose of this is not to convert but to try to confirm their persecution complex. I’ve seen Christians do things like this for my whole life and what they want more than anything isn’t a theological discussion…
Is this the universe telling me to start working on the damn paper?
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This politician in Canada used ChatGPT to write his speech and then just directly read out loud the AI prompt without realising it, announcing to legislators “Here's a more natural, flowing version of that section that reads like a legislative speech rather than a series of short points." Glorious!
limpdick accelerationism has never been tried
Polls are meaningless and they should lose the mid terms on purpose or kiss the 28 elections goodbye. Reps will keep the senate and a split congress means reps will use the lack of action by dems to blast them in 28. Dems might as well lose and let it all go to hell.
(sometimes bright, amazing students ask me what training I got to prepare me for my current tech job and it's very hard to get across to them that my answer would not be even a little bit helpful)
As a political theory PhD student, I stupidly decided to write about Plato. I may as well have covered myself in glue and walked into a hornets’ nest.
Flight arrives very early but that means our gate is occupied. Everyone is pissed that we have to wait, even though we are still pulling into the gate early. Reference dependent utility is a helluva drug
[Whispers]: any conference can be this type of conference if you just try
From time to time I toy with the idea of organising a conference composed entirely of tea, coffee and lunch breaks.
The rare bit of good traffic safety news. Backup cameras work, and have meaningfully reduced severe injuries among kids under 5 years old caused by backovers. We can argue that cars are too big in the first place, limiting visibility, but this is good tech.
Backup cameras have been required on new vehicles for the better part of the decade, but are they making a difference? Let's look at the stats.
I know I’m out of step with this website on this (and that’s the website’s problem, not mine) but I find it genuinely repulsive that there’s a guy who’s a designated hate object and even the people who admit there’s derangement syndrome about him is real say 95% of the time that it’s his own fault.
I take it back, we have achieved AGI
Does everyone agree that Claude is a Bayesian? In my experience, its first instinct is always: hierarchical Bayesian model with partial pooling. Sometimes it will admit there are simpler options, but only if you push back and request them.
agnostic about what to call the discipline in question (though I do find it all vaguely opportunistic and hype-driven) a branding matter I'm less agnostic about: analytic philosophers have gotta stop talking about joint-carving, it makes y'all sound like serial killers, I'm sorry