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@eipiplusun.bsky.social

Oh hi there ! | French (sorry for that) | Nintendo fan and Golden Sun adventist

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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Screencap from Taito NES video game Bubble Bobble. Text reads: "The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born! Now is the time of monsters! Good luck!"

CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

NBC Headline: "9/11 cheerleading reenactment leaves local community shocked"

.wren @ratfem.bsky.social · 4d ago

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · last wk.

i've run the numbers three times now and it's always the same

a simple Google line chart titled "What The Fuck Is Going On" that shows growth in What The Fuck from 2021 to 2026, with a significant increase in 2024 to 2026

x-axis is Year
y-axis is What The Fuck

the values are:

Year What The Fuck
2021 11
2022 8
2023 17
2024 19
2025 42
2026 84

Sébastien Fontenelle @vivelefeu.bsky.social · 2w ago

Rappel: un Canadair coûte 49,4 millions d’euros, hors taxes.

Frappé par un redressement fiscal de 2,4 milliards d’euros à la suite d’une « erreur délibérée » dans ses comptes, le groupe Vivendi a été exonéré d’une pénalité de 320 millions par le ministère du Budget.

shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 2w ago

this is one instance where i am sad that nothing musk promises ever actually happens, because i would genuinely love to see this attempted

Watcher Guru@watcher.guru · 2w ago

JUST IN: Elon Musk says Grok will make a "full-length movie" of The Odyssey that is "historically accurate" by the end of this year.

GT 🫪@granitetide.bsky.social · 2w ago

my grandchild's immersion was ruined by not knowing what a newspaper is

Great role play but had to tell grandson what a newspaper was needs updating to a tablet but great to see how times were as most people had a newspaper

GT 🫪@granitetide.bsky.social · 2w ago

absolutely have to cop the playmobil portashitter

Playmobil City Action portaloo with a guy with a newspaper

nora bouazzouni @nora.bz · 3w ago

vingt ans que marion montaigne est une génie, et ce nouveau post de blog restera dans les annales. à lire et faire lire à TOUT LE MONDE, surtout aux collégien·nes dont les cours de bio sur la reproduction racontent N'IMPORTE QUOI. tumourrasmoinsbete.blogspot.com/2026/07/la-f...

La finale Ovule VS Spermato

Voici une longue note. Avant de me sauter dessus dans les commentaires, prière de jeter un oeil sur la bibliographie, qui a été toute aus...

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3w ago

Emu night (1/2)

Comic page 1: a group of young emo people are hanging out in a venue with a banner that reads EMO NIGHT. Outside the venue, an emu is on the phone. He says, “yeah, could you pick me up? I think I misread the flyer.” Suddenly, behind the emu someone exclaims, “hey!”

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3w ago

“.. I asked a few AI researchers whether they could name any other real-world software that scales so poorly. None of them could think of any. “.. By economic and engineering measures, generative AI might be the worst technology ever deployed.” @theatlantic.com www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

Suzanne 🇵🇸 she/her @rummlie.bsky.social · 3w ago

Just so I'm clear, if you phone up Rowling's helpline, you are at risk of having your phone call tweeted out to her 14 million odd followers for a ridicule party?

The Newromancer@tehsamantha.bsky.social · 3w ago

This is the context of JK Rowling putting a survivor of rape or sexual assault on blast for having the gall to seek help

J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
Replying to @salltweets
We had it when we set up Beira's Place, too. I am a woman with PCOS and have a full beard, will you still let me come for rape
counselling?' one man told a support worker over the phone, in his bass baritone. Strangely, on learning he was being recorded, he hung up.

Ultimes scories @panettonepazzo.bsky.social · 3w ago

Incroyable coïncidence cette personne ressemble à s’y méprendre à celle qui a la tête de la région Île de France a fait voter en 2024 le retrait d’une subvention d’1,5 million d’€ aux sapeurs-pompiers pour basculer le budget vers l’achat de caméras de surveillance

Capture d’écran d’un Post X de Valérie Pecresse présidente de la région Île de France avec ce texte :

« Le plus grave incendie jamais connu par l'Île-de-France, qui ravage depuis hier le massif de la forêt de Fontainebleau, serait d'origine criminelle, avec dix départs de feu signalés ! J'espère que les pyromanes seront retrouvés et sanctionnés de la peine exemplaire qu'ils méritent ! »

Mad Monkey @madmonkeyxxi.bsky.social · 4w ago

Et rappelez vous, quand vous votez pour la droite et leurs caméras de sécurité inutiles, ils coupent les arbres pour que leurs merdes aient un champ de vision dégagé.

Jon Burke🌍@jonburkeuk.bsky.social · 4w ago

‘…we need to achieve a minimum of 40% street tree canopy cover, and preferably more, before we start to really feel the benefits of nature’s most advanced air-conditioning technology.’ Me, for Big Issue, on tackling urban #heatwaves…👇 www.bigissue.com/opinion/heat...

Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · last yr.

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 4w ago

Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · last mo.

I am this cat

Photo of a tabby cat and a cream coloured small dog, both digging holes in a forest.
The text explains that the dog is a trained truffle hound, finding truffles. The cat is not trained, just likes to dig holes with the dog, does not find or care about truffles.

Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · last mo.

People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.

Jon Hendry@jonhendry.bsky.social · last mo.

Worse than Twitter, private discussions (text, email, whatever) among like-minded wealthy lunatics who are all surrounded by yes-men who talk like ChatGPT in maximum ass-kissing mode.

Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · last mo.

From a Canadian newspaper; image first published 31 Aug *2013*.

Drawing from a Canadian newspaper of a disabled person sitting in a mobility scooter-chair, waiting at the corner of a building. To their right are inaccessible stairs leading to a door with a sign reading (in French), "Suicide Prevention Program", while to their left is a ramp with rail and even the Handicapped wheelchair-icon leading to an apparently open portal with the sign "Assisted Suicide".

Kelly@broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · last mo.

I’ve had a huge health setback following my move. My level of function is half what it was before. The hospital said they would connect me with “resources” to assist with activities of daily living. There’s a 1.5 year wait list. MAiD was offered in under a month.

Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · last mo.

Lex@glitterstrands.bsky.social · last mo.

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain

Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · last mo.

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

Marme & lade ⛰️@marmelade.eurosky.social · last mo.

"nous sommes tous dans le même bateau"

Peinture d'une galère en coupe
Sur le pont, des bourgeois mangent tranquillement sur des tables avec des nappes blanches
En dessous du pont, de nombreux hommes torses nus rament

Mr. Propagande@mrpropagande.bsky.social · last mo.

Séquence lunaire sur Quotidien où depuis son plateau climatisé, Yann Barthès se moque des personnes qui vivent sous les toits et nous explique que riches et pauvres sont égaux face à la canicule

leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 2mo ago

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier