Elliott Draper

@ejd.codes

Full-stack web & mobile app developer, specialising in Ruby (+Rails), TypeScript/JavaScript (+React/React Native).

told my employees that they must consume as much water as they humanly can and built my entire quarter's performance metrics based on how hydrated they are now i am spending $1.2M/mo on cooler refills and our office is flooded with piss someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this

Fuck me, you know when you're reading some news and you get the feeling you're probably reading the page of some future history textbook. Then you imagine all of the students studying it saying shit like "well why did they allow that to happen?"

The Bevy Metrics dashboard is now live at metrics.bevy.org! For each Bevy commit this tracks compile times, binary size, and runs stress tests on standardized, real gaming hardware. These are all graphed to identify historical trends and track down commits that improve or regress the state of Bevy!

Bevy Metrics

metrics.bevy.org

i write to you with solemn news. i am in paris, writing my life’s only masterwork. i spend my days drinking good espresso and smoking inexpensive cigarettes, writing clear and hard about what hurts. as such, i cannot ‘Log On’ - and friend - i will not attend your ‘laser-focused mesh network webinar’

Today marks 15 years since the release of Fallout: New Vegas. Since 2010, players have explored the Mojave Wasteland where countless Couriers have walked the same road—each carving their own story. Thank you for keeping the spirit of the game alive all these years. Viva New Vegas. 🎲

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