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An eldritch horror from beyond the edge of reality, possess multiple forms to indulge in games addiction #Retro and #variety #vtuber #Asexual PFP by Semi Engima Banner by @snowfable #88.4WTFMArtchives https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread

I'm gonna go throw a Cougar into a lake I dunno if its gonna be an Older Woman Interested In Younger Men or a mountain lion But I do know two things 1. If I find an older mountain lion interested in younger mountain lions, I'm choosing that one 2. Regardless of what I choose, its going in the lake

In watching two 12 hour streams of Fortune's Weave, and some of a stream at the 6 hour mark, I realized something... You can spend a lot of time in that game to not get very far in the overall story... And there's 5 of them! Big Game, it seems...

They should make a new game designed to target 20fps like Ocarina of Time, and tie crucial gameplay logic to framerate so anyone trying to up it to 120fps also makes the game unplayable. I think it would be a really funny joke.

The funniest interaction online to me will always be joining in on making fun of TaDC fans, looking to my left and going "Wait, Gooseworx!? What are you doing here!? These are your fans- Oooh... wait, no. That makes perfect sense. Carry on."

they made gooseworx@gooseworx.bsky.social · 2d ago

All things considered, If I had known every single dumb joke I've ever made was going to get taken 100% seriously by thousands and thousands of people, I would have at least tried to make them funnier.

Had a concept during my long drive today Homunculous Mimic-boy. Can morph into various chests, but choses an obvious "This is a Fantasy Mimic" wooden chest despite being in more of a sci-fi lab as a way to avoid interacting with people Still shyly follows any explorers around and runs when noticed

Heh... I was half considering getting the new Fire Emblem, but I forgot it was Switch 2 only. Part of it is that visually I figired "Oh yeah, it might look a bit less impressive, but this could totally be a dual system release!" Gotta remember its a new console, not a new switch edition...

I love the framing of this is always "Sonic kissed a human woman" because it implies Sonic initiated it. Nah, bro was dead at that point. She kissed a dead body of her owm volition. He had no say in any of it and I think that detail is so much funnier.

headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · 3d ago

the thing about sonic 06 is that you think oh sonic kisses a human woman it must be on some crash bandicoot 90s shit. sonic the stud. but its so much crazier than that because its not horny even a little. its instead deeply sincere about what it means for sonic to be your summer boyfriend

The funny thing of shoving genAI into everything is I found I have generally less patience for AI characters in sci-fi stuff. Game: "Is this robot... A recreation of a loved one's mind? Does it have a soul?" Me: "No. Its a chat bot running on a probability model and y'all are idiots."

Concept: A new Jurassic Park movie, but its shot like a Defunctland episode. No one wants to go to a park that continuously has huge guest death tolls, the entire thing is bleeding money from regular day-to-day operations, its very clear the execs want to cause a classic disaster for the insurance