The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...

High Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen Marshall

A satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG!

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The Onion@theonion.com · 5d ago

Olivia Rodrigo Releases Fantasy Tabletop Game ‘The High Winter Elves Of Girlville’ https://theonion.com/olivia-rodrigo-releases-fantasy-tabletop-game-the-high-winter-elves-of-girlville/

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

Thoughts and prayers for my gf who gets really scared and doesn’t watch horrors but thought this would be ok because it won a load of comedy categories

Molly Templeton@mollytempleton.com · last wk.

sometimes there is justice in the world!!!!

There are so many men who’ve had cameos in sex and the city to choose from, why is this one still president

Disney doesn't know what to do with the Muppets. The BBC doesn't know what to do with Doctor Who. I have a wonderful suggestion.

Patients with ADHD will no longer be formally diagnosed. Instead people will be encouraged to say ‘oh, he’s just a bit, you know,’ while doing a new hand gesture designed to indicate, you know, that he’s a bit like that

daily affirmations

Postcard From The Past@pastpostcard.bsky.social · 3w ago

I have not been killed on the escalators or TUBE TRAINS. I have not been drowned in the Thames. I have not been run over by a bus.

Nooo how could my favourite landlord do this

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last wk.

Rapper Macklemore has been dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he made a “Free Palestine” speech on stage earlier this month

I’ve been gifted another excuse to do bragging online!! If you’re going to Greenwich Film Festival keep an eye out for Slag-offers in the programme section simply called “funny”. Those greenwichians are straight to the point I like it

"Piddington" is what Aldi call their Peruvian Immigrant Bear Shaped Cake.

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

Glad #SNLUK is back and making things like Bi King Kong, a work of art

Short selected for Festival Internacional de Cinema de Comedia de Begur! Genuinely a bit bananas that my jokes are going on holiday

Roses are red, Violets grow rapidly www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Penis count debate rages over Bayeux Tapestry

A podcast has again investigated the penises on the embroidery, which has a replica in Reading.

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My body then vs my body now

Toby Buckle@polphilpod.bsky.social · 2w ago

misogyny aside, does this sound like someone who is happy, whose life you'd want to have?

An extract of my new book Out Now in The Guardian. It is the most astonishing story of how a same sex kiss was broadcast on the BBC back in 1990, without BBC executives knowing at the time. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

‘That was all secret’: the ‘gay mole’ who fought the BBC to show the first queer kiss on kids’ TV

Everyone thinks Byker Grove broke the taboo in 1994, but another teen drama got there first. Here’s the astonishing story of Two of Us, which put a gay relationship on UK screens – and was the origina...

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He’s done it again www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I’ve spent my whole life looking miserable. It’s time for a change | Adrian Chiles

When you smile, the world smiles back. Not at me it doesn’t – because even when I’m smiling, I exude gloom, says Adrian Chiles

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I kissed a girl/boy. Drag Race UK. The shipping forecast. When will the BBC stop punishing gay people

“Ministry pencils, in all grades of H and B, sharpened against the minute…” We quote Penda’s Fen throughout Broken Veil, because I can’t help it, and if you liked BV, you’ll love Penda’s Fen. Television as visionary poetry. First BBC repeat since 1974, at 10.15pm, on BBC4, tonight.

The homunculi have spoken – Mackenzie Crook's comedy gem is coming back for more. 🙌 Read here: https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/small-prophets-season-2-bbc-newsupdate/

Cats are great because they’ll say hey, stop worrying about problems in the future/in the abstract. I can gift you fresh problems in the immediate

There’s a vent at Victoria station and you can smell maccies like you’re fresh out the womb opening a happy meal with brand new baby sinuses

Me, just before I’m not about to get away with it:

Maybe stop laughing when people are actually suffering? I’ve spent the past hour having to imagine my own fake girlfriend to cheat on my real one with

The Independent@the-independent.com · 3w ago

ChatGPT down: OpenAI chatbot not working in major outage

How did every highstreet chain decide on the theme croissant apocalypse in unison

Sobbing brb

if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!