Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
Freddy Noriega
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Geek/Editor. Everybody's Free To Hakuna Matata www.fredits.net #MotherfuckAI
Bluesky is like “oh you like dogs? Let me personally alert you every time one dies.”
I said after their Hot Ones and after watching the movie I’m even more convinced Holland would make a great Felix Unger and Bernthal a fantastic Oscar Madison. Just use Neil Simon’s original movie script and tweak it to modern day... #Manifesting
My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba.
He’s THE poster child for ‘talentless white boy fails upwards’... #RothSucks
Steven Santos@stevensantos.bsky.social · 21h agoI won't really think less of Eli Roth for using GenAI because I never thought much of him to begin with.
Fez (That '70s Show) Expresses Emotion
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Monica Castillo@mcastimovies.bsky.social · 21h agoThey let me get a little spicy on main over *that* NYT op-ed. So without further ado…a few cents on David Ellison’s plea to the American people to let him win this round of Monopoly. Full story at the link 👇
Either "Layla" in GOODFELLAS or "Sunshine of Your Love" in GOODFELLAS or "Mannish Boy" in GOODFELLAS or "Baby I Love You" in GOODFELLAS or "Monkey Man" in GOODFELLAS or "Memo from Turner" in GOODFELLAS or "Jump into the Fire" in GOODFELLAS or "What Is Life" in GOODFELLAS or "Sure the Boy I Love" in
mae, podcast princess@eversonpoe.bsky.social · 23h agoName your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack: bad to the bone in T-2 starless by King crimson in Mandy spybreak in the matrix gut feeling in life aquatic the killing moon in Donnie Darko stigmata martyr in night of the demons tumbling lights by the acid in the eyes of my mother
Stop, I wasn’t gonna see it anyway, you don’t have to keep un-selling it... #RothSucks
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 22h agoEli Roth confirms that generative AI was used in his new horror film ‘ICE CREAM MAN’. “It was an opportunity where technology and creativity came together to help bring my vision for the film to life.” (Source: www.polygon.com/eli-roth-ice...)
Always just assumed Tarantino texts him AI generated feet pics and Roth responds with a banana and brick emoji.
Butch Curry@zombiebutch.bsky.social · yesterdayFuck him, fuck his movie, fuck all of that. www.polygon.com/eli-roth-ice...
The ROBOCOP remake is pretty bad and I’m certain I don’t like it at all, but somehow I find the thing strangely watchable? Happens sometimes. Do y’all have movies like that or is it just me?
I think the Criterion Closet videos would be way more fun if they did them in the mobile Criterion closet while it is going 55 down the highway.
Even with all his apologies about Trump, I knew this asshole would end up being a shit... #FuckOuttaHere
Still can’t believe that after Scorsese called Ti West one of the current greats, the guy went and did a Scrooge movie with Johnny Depp for the Ellison clan... #WhatAWaste
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Tom Holland walks into the SECRET WARS set, looks Downey dead in the eye:
I'm The Captain Now - Barkhad Abdi
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The Hollywood Reporter@thr.com · 2d agoThere is a brand new title topping the list for the all-time biggest domestic opening weekend at the box office, as Spider-Man: Brand New Day‘s debut has been adjusted in final numbers and will now surpass Avengers: Endgame, which previously led the way.
Thought y’all were overselling but new SPIDEY really is that good. Most amazing (pun intended) thing is how fresh it feels given that it’s the 9th one. Overstuffed on paper but everything serves its purpose. The dynamic with Frank is great. Love the FALLEN vibes to Sink’s powers... #TimeIsOnHerSide
The perfect example of ‘white boy fails upwards’... #RothSucks
Ryan Oliver@ryollie.bsky.social · 2d agoApparently Eli Roth made a new movie that sucks. In other news, water is wet.
I still don't think I've made it past 15-20 minutes of his films. He's made 11 of them so far. At some point, we have to ask ourselves how we let this career happen for the last quarter century.
Ryan Oliver@ryollie.bsky.social · 2d agoApparently Eli Roth made a new movie that sucks. In other news, water is wet.
Bad Barack Obama. Great Nic Cage.
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d agoThey did him so dirty with this
Crime against humanity...
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2d agoSamantha Morton says she hasn’t had any work since filming ‘THE ODYSSEY’. “I’ve got really good agents & a manager, but at the end of the day, I’m 49. I do believe I’m a good actor, [but] there are other good actors out there.” (Source: @joshuahorowitz.bsky.social)
