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Matt Wallace

@mattfnwallace.bsky.social

I write. On purpose. Novelist, screenwriter, game dev. Narrative Writer for VOID Interactive. Author of series Savage Rebellion and Sin du Jour. MG novels Bump, Nowhere Special, The Supervillain’s Guide to Being a Fat Kid.

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Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · 2d ago

The Fae: so we’re going to take you away from here and— Me: I accept! The Fae: and you won’t remember anything and you will not return for a century— Me: I ACCEPT HARDER

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 2d ago

we had an entire ICU team that was dedicated to flipping patients onto their bellies to give them a last shot at oxygenating before their inevitable deaths, but ok

Gabriel Bosslet@gbosslet.bsky.social · 3d ago

RFK Jr said these words today on national television "There were ICUs that were empty all over the country including in New York at the height (of the pandemic)" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You are a fucking idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <sobs silently>

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social · 2d ago

Tomorrow is the last day to file for a special election replacing McConnell in Kentucky, so I expect sometime after Five o' clock tomorrow night he might suddenly pass away due to complications from a fall he suffered some weeks back.

Matt Wallace@mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 4d ago

If you’ve never seen the movie Brotherhood of the Wolf before I need you to understand that in the final fight they give the villain a sword made of bones that also somehow transforms into a chain whip and then back into a sword and this is a live-action movie set in pre-revolution France.

Matt Wallace@mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 5d ago

I’m always going to laugh out loud when someone is introduced to me as or introduces themself as an influencer. I don’t do it to be a dick or make a point, it’s just never not funny to me. It’s like someone confidently telling you they’re a wizard. How am I not supposed to laugh at that?

Matt Wallace@mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 6d ago

It’s really weird how, completely regardless of the genre, story, or setting, everyone’s hair is super short in a TV series’ pilot/first season but always gets progressively longer as the series goes on.

The Haunted Drive-in@haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 5mo ago

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The Haunted Drive-in@haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 6mo ago

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A box filled with VHS tapes and toys.
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire.bsky.social · 6d ago

During the Create Your Own Novel panel at SDCC this year, the best proposal I have ever heard from another panelist was made, specifically: writers should have walk-on music like wrestlers when we come out for panels.

Matt Wallace@mattfnwallace.bsky.social · last wk.

I just turned 44 and I still haven’t decided what my Thing will be this year. I’m saving getting really into bespoke three-piece suits and training for an international strong man competition for 45, so maybe 44 can be about like, whittling historical wooden weapons? Or maybe ballroom dancing?

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · last wk.

P.S. I would still like for people to read THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST and then look at themselves and be like "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need to be the protagonist of a fairytale horror story in a magical forest" us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

The Butcher of the Forest

"A perfect mix of horror and fantasy."—The New York Times“The Butcher of the Forest” shows exactly why Mohamed is one of fantasy’s rising stars."—T...

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