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TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

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I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!

People are talking about the leak as if they didn’t move the SitRoom to Mar-a-lago and put up curtains lol What pisses me off more is that we once again have reporters hanging onto extremely newsworthy info so they can sell a fucking book

Axios@axios.com · 2mo ago

SCOOP: Top White House officials believe NYT reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan obtained audio recordings of Situation Room meetings for their new book. Such a taped leak would be a shocking breach of one of the most secure settings on Earth.

When my brother tried to put Dragonball Z episodes from some free anime website on the television but it had pop ups in the corner implying Jeremy Clarkson had just died

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it would be an insanely uphill battle (because the GOP knows this) but DC statehood would be a legit power swing for the democrats. house rep (that can actually VOTE unlike currently) and 2 actual senators from a place that voted 90% blue (and only 6% trump) in 2024

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Buttigieg: We sit in a in a country that's got the wrong number of people on the Supreme Court, possibly the wrong number of representatives in the House of Representatives. And by the way, when you consider the disenfranchisement of the people of DC, we have the wrong number of states in the US

it’s crazy that nowadays you can achieve global superstardom as an actor, a success of almost immeasurable difficulty, and still be in a place where you have to do a funny dance on camera for the benefit of America’s third most popular cell service provider

what if while trump is courtside victor wembanyama just leans down and eats his whole head. gulps the whole thing down tootsie pop owl style. and then explains that’s why he was sent here, blinks his eyes sideways and flies out of MSG and away into the night sky

sometimes you read a dating profile that’s like “i’m happiest near water! I go crazy for fresh berries! i’m fiercely loyal to my friends!” and it’s like damn did Professor Oak write this? you just described a Squirtle

when someone says “god and family first” i explain to them: that’s not how rankings work. only one can truly be the most important thing in their life. then i turn on the cameras. on one side: their family. on the other: god. in 25 seconds one room will fill with deadly gas. make your choice

There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding.