Big Walk is up there with coolest gaming experiences of my life man. absolutely must play. and don’t get spoiled if you can
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TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
finally trying elden ring nightreign on stream today w/ @libbycwatson.com & @coollike.gay at 4 eastern. hoping there’s some sort of big nasty guy i can be (don’t say you already are one please) www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
people always say times of despair produce great art so why am I sitting here stuck with AI slop and subway takes
ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?
there was one video game that bested me consistently as a child. again and again i was thrown to the dirt. rebuffed from completion. today at 3 pm eastern at twitch.tv/pig_dog i vow to take my revenge.
Sneering Odium, THE Ohio State university
The progressive version of Twitter offers a world of vicious, sneering odium that only those who see themselves as kinder humans dish out 🔗 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07/03/is-there-anything-more-pathetic-than-a-bluesky-user/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_li_pathetic-than-a-bluesky-user/
What happens to art when every artist must be an entrepreneur? (We talk about this a lot.)
I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!
I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!
Yes. And every algorithmic social network is driven by reproducing internal engagement and severely downgrades external links, so "conversion" is next to impossible.
I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!
People are talking about the leak as if they didn’t move the SitRoom to Mar-a-lago and put up curtains lol What pisses me off more is that we once again have reporters hanging onto extremely newsworthy info so they can sell a fucking book
SCOOP: Top White House officials believe NYT reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan obtained audio recordings of Situation Room meetings for their new book. Such a taped leak would be a shocking breach of one of the most secure settings on Earth.
get your fouling french stringbean haricot verts ass back to the monastery
When my brother tried to put Dragonball Z episodes from some free anime website on the television but it had pop ups in the corner implying Jeremy Clarkson had just died
it would be an insanely uphill battle (because the GOP knows this) but DC statehood would be a legit power swing for the democrats. house rep (that can actually VOTE unlike currently) and 2 actual senators from a place that voted 90% blue (and only 6% trump) in 2024
Buttigieg: We sit in a in a country that's got the wrong number of people on the Supreme Court, possibly the wrong number of representatives in the House of Representatives. And by the way, when you consider the disenfranchisement of the people of DC, we have the wrong number of states in the US
it’s crazy that nowadays you can achieve global superstardom as an actor, a success of almost immeasurable difficulty, and still be in a place where you have to do a funny dance on camera for the benefit of America’s third most popular cell service provider
Today’s extremely poison-forward episode of @thisguysucked.com on Ivan the Terrible featuring @eliyudin.com is out now!
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
Donald Trump is eating one of those ice cream sundaes that comes in a novelty baseball helmet. It’s not clear if he brought it in with him, or what.
what if while trump is courtside victor wembanyama just leans down and eats his whole head. gulps the whole thing down tootsie pop owl style. and then explains that’s why he was sent here, blinks his eyes sideways and flies out of MSG and away into the night sky
sometimes you read a dating profile that’s like “i’m happiest near water! I go crazy for fresh berries! i’m fiercely loyal to my friends!” and it’s like damn did Professor Oak write this? you just described a Squirtle
when someone says “god and family first” i explain to them: that’s not how rankings work. only one can truly be the most important thing in their life. then i turn on the cameras. on one side: their family. on the other: god. in 25 seconds one room will fill with deadly gas. make your choice
There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding.
at the airport eatin fries next to another bald dude eatin salad lookin like a 35-year-old goofus and gallant
they're calling me "the best hitman player of all time." invisible. inevitable.