Emazuelle

@emazuelle.bsky.social

30+, she/her, Fanfic writer, aspiring book writer, yarn enthusiast, really fucking silly. Profile pic drawn by my dear friend Ghostie <3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/Emazuelle

I've decided that for my birthday (which is still a ways away) I'm gonna make myself a buffet of salads! Apple salad, pasta salad, egg salad, broccoli salad, etc. Does anyone have a salad they wanna share? Also, I love That Midwestern Mom and all, but I'd rather not try those salads iykyk

Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception

Surprise fic drop. It took me nine business years to get this written. I've had it in my drafts for months and every time I would look at it my brain would 🙃. BUT it's written and live, and they're smutty, pining boys. Link below!

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I saw a tumblr post about how fey don't actually *want* to give humans food and drink, it's more like humans interacting with stray animals. If they feed it/heal it, they have an obligation to continue to feed it and care for it, causing a huge responsibility burden, and it's giving me ✨thoughts✨

grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE

My day job is at a rural branch of a public library, and we have a Pride display. Yesterday I was at the desk when a man came in. Fifties, maybe, or sixties. Plaid shirt, mesh trucker cap, suspenders. He went up to the display and just stood there for a long moment. Then he came up to the desk. 🧵 1/

Good morning. Please, don't drop a fandom, a game you love, your stories or characters only because there are bad people here. Don't let them steal your joy! Keep creating, keep making community and be better. If you need to rest, do it on your own terms, but most people here are wonderful!

plans are being made now! 👀 #ghostsoap THE PLANS: An (18+ only) SFW/NSFW GhostSoap Fantasy/AU Weekend hosted by me. I'm deciding between July 2-5 (holiday weekend here, Thurs-Sun) & July 16-19 (Thurs-Sun) to fit my current work/life schedule. Yes? No? Feedback/questions? 👀✨ hibiren.straw.page

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Jay 💀🧼@hibiren.bsky.social · 2mo ago

If I did a little ghostsoap weekend sometime in July, would anyone be interested? I've been wanting to do an au-focused weekend event for a while now 🤔

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*