Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/
There aren't many jobs in the archive sector, but there are a lot of people studying to become archivists. This has led to the development of the combination Archivist/Ronin, a wandering historian bound to no daimyo or record office
Windows needed urgently! "Four of this type exactly. Exactly! But hurry, hurry, by tomorrow!" The writer provided a helpful diagram - notice the little man with his arms up denoting height! Egyptian hieratic script on a pot shard, c.1200 BC 📸 Me #FindsFriday #archaeology🏺
The kardashians too but they all figured out the divorced bit
Zonule of Zinn@emkawe.bsky.social · 4mo agoThe women from secret lives of mormon wives are so fascinating to me because every episode they're all like "I need to do what's best for me" and none of them ever realise what would be best for them is to stop being on a reality show and divorce their shitty husbands
The women from secret lives of mormon wives are so fascinating to me because every episode they're all like "I need to do what's best for me" and none of them ever realise what would be best for them is to stop being on a reality show and divorce their shitty husbands
“did you know they sent folks to the moon today?” me:
speak loudly and ask if you can borrow somebody else’s stick
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo agoHegseth: "The president was clear this morning in his Truth that there are countries around the world who ought to be prepared to step up on this critical waterway as well. Last time I checked there was supposed to be a big bad Royal Navy that could be prepared to do things like that."
I could write an essay about how insane all these tiktok mums get about the aesthetics of 'sensory bins' why have I just seen a woman selling a few handfuls of dry rice she's dyed and scented for £14 a bag?? And people are genuinely buying it??
I've been noticing a lot of comments pointing out/complaining about AI or using the word slop are being hidden and I guess this is why :/
Sarah Perez@sarahp.bsky.social · 4mo agoBluesky leans into AI with Attie, an app for building custom feeds
I wish boomers cared about real animals that live outdoors as much as they do about commenting on ai slop animal videos
Nobody has been in the mood for April fools news stories for a few years now because everything just feels like some kind of sick joke
it's very important to me that i never say "Clavicular" out loud. i can read it and write it but it is not a word i want to emit from my human body.
there needs to be freelance work for people who are decent at various weird things
It takes 69 minutes to fly to the south of France. Nice
You could make a tiktok putting slice of cheese on a plate and people would still be like "recipe??"
Google has a lot to answer for generally but, mainly making it fashionable for job interviewers to ask some insane stupid question just to see how you react to a surprise. How am I supposed to feel prepared when there's a non zero chance of "how many salmon could you fit in a campervan" tomorrow?
Job seeking in Heritage atm is like: amazing new museum job opportunity as part of heritage lottery funded project 🥰 Museum assistant Middle of nowhere at least masters degree or equivalent, PhD preferred Fixed term 1 week Salary 20p and a pat on the back Early starts late evenings and weekends
