i went on two roller coasters, back to back, and now I want to lie down and go to sleep
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@emmeline.northsky.social
leftist nonevangelical ✝︎ xellenial AuDHD trans lesbian soft gentle goblin 🐍 dev at a quantum computing startup sadder, not wiser midwest US MDNI 🔞 just trying to get by, skating on good vibes 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 signal: @QuantumDev.01 LLM ward: Jonathan Zittrain
any number is correct all numbers are correct what are we even doing?
TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · 18h ago1 4 2or3
why don’t the Coke freestyle machines give you all the choices all the time? what if I want cherry flavoring in my root beer? why is “vanilla” the only allowed root beer flavor addition? let me be a weird little goblin on my own terms
i don’t even know HOW to use Claude i’d rather just use the brain and tools that saw me though the last 25 years as a professional software developer
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 22h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
video games. I used to have to wait all day to get home, so that I could take in my turn on the NES. Now, I have my own portable video game system that is capable of playing photo realistic games for hours
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 18h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
his name is kojima he made a sniper hottie she wears this weird bikini she has to aerate through her body and he knows that we’re demanding ever weirder games
here comes the rain again falling to the floor like the bodies do
I just told my daughter to save in an Excel file the entire text of the Bee movie film script so that she could potentially troll her school with it.
"police who protect the pubic" is a contradicition.
guess who set a room record in the back to the future escape room?
If I still missed the word game, there are several alternatives on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing. All you had to do was apologize for being insensitive, Ken. That was all. But you had to sic the media circus on an innocent person already unfairly targeted just by existing.
I'm not as pure as the driven snow; I have an Amazon addiction and I know damned well how much they suck. I didn't play the wizard game. I haven't touched anything HP since JKR came out as a vindictive weirdo.
jill is a genuine ally, and i’m glad she’s my friend
Jillbles@jillbles.bsky.social · yesterdayFor what it's worth, there are a shitload of reasons not to promote anything that the NYT is doing. Their unrelenting bias against the trans community is but one among many. It should be enough. But it's not the only concern.
i can’t quote or comment on @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social but i encourage everyone to watch the video she posted bsky.app/profile/gwen...
Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Death card Me: well i hear that could mean lots of things, not necessarily… Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Later On Today card Me: … Tarot Card Reader: this one is the King of Chewing Your Food Real Good Me: at least… Tarot Card Teader: he’s upside down
hey @kenjennings.bsky.social good job, asshole. You turned a teachable moment into a tasteless joke, then turned the backlash from the joke into a performative puff piece. I hope I get suspended, too, you fake ally fuck
Karrid 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@karrid.myatproto.social · yesterdayWell, it appears that, sometime in the last 17 hours, Gwen Pepperoni was suspended for the crime of pointing out Ken Jennings' transphobia.
she’s being sarcastic, but I’m not: please give Kait money she needs to live, and she needs money to live, and she has precious few avenues to get that money
Kait Richardson 🥔@thryse.com · yesterdaylife sucks everything sucks gimme money /s
Remember 9 years ago when North Carolina passed an anti-trans bathroom bill that inspired a national boycott so effective it cost them hundreds of millions in revenue?
Well, it appears that, sometime in the last 17 hours, Gwen Pepperoni was suspended for the crime of pointing out Ken Jennings' transphobia.
THEY SUSPENDED GWEN PEPPERONI
the fam is WORN OUT mid vacation and are electing to have a quiet day in the hotel i am choosing to not think about how much the unused tickets to universal cost