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Ash@h1twom4n.bsky.social · last yr.Happy Neil day to all who celebrate
Gemini: They say you can’t put a price on happiness but let’s be honest, it’s more than you’ll ever be able to afford.
Gemini: Only you can prevent you from achieving your dreams. And you will. Over and over again.
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
Gemini: This is a great week to start a creative project. Try making something new like a blanket or a friend.
Gemini: Stop blaming yourself for things you can’t control and start blaming yourself for your terrible choices.
Gemini: Wrestling with your demons is usually a metaphor for boring things like developing effective coping strategies and discipline. Not today though. Today Satan is going to hit you with a folding chair.
Gemini: Have you tried turning your life off and on again?
Gemini: Good news, you finally break out of your shell. Bad news, it's easier for predators to feast on your succulent bits.
Gemini: Time to get back to nature. Head out to the park, find a nice quiet spot, and start decomposing.
Gemini: Your secret admirer will appear at your doorstep with an anatomically correct Jar Jar Binks ventriloquist dummy.
Gemini: Your goal may seem out of reach, but that’s only because it’s totally unrealistic.
Gemini: You will be suddenly struck by a sense of clarity and optimism about the future, and then a hail of bullets.
[unintelligible through tears] 2025 is gonna be my year
Gemini: Relax. Take a deep cleansing breath. Now go back to fucking up your life.
Gemini: You’re two people. One of them is bad, but the other one is terrible.