Doctors say that you should eat a balanced diet that includes whole grains and fresh fruits and vegetables. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seat seats and doesn’t wipe his ass says you should subsist entirely on sauerkraut and steak. For a busy eaters it can be hard to know who to trust.

Nancy Reagan picking up guys in the afterlife:

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2d ago

RFK Jr: I will literally eat anything. I don't have a gag reflex

NACHO= Not a Chance Hormuz Opens

Getting tomorrow’s condolences planned for Elaine Chao. She’s going to need all the support we can muster for her to fake her way through a rough day of losing Mitch.

I mean for fuck’s sake guys have some standards in your choice of cult leader

What an amazing at bat from PCA there. It’s fun watching him figure this stuff out in real time.

Colin Rea pitching like he wants to stay in the rotation.

Why is renting a car always a shitshow?

Fun fact about the national debt: it matters exclusively when a Democrat is president

Steven T. Dennis@steventdennis.bsky.social · 7d ago

Bad news: The 30-year Treasury yield hit a 19-year high today. 🚨🚨🚨 America's going to have to pay more for its colossal debt, which will soon hit $40 trillion. Interest already tops $1T a year and is growing rapidly. Latest GOP/WH plans would increase the deficit. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Did $Meta just hit a trap door?

So it’s party back on with the stock market for reasons today?

Taillon is completely cooked. Every ball is getting smoked.

Is @jaketapper.bsky.social wearing his first amendment lapel pin tonight?

Lebron made up the difference in salary by betting on himself on Kalshi.

Wow. Sixers. Good luck

My man looks like Screech fell in with Aryan Nation

The ceo of Hasbro is named Chris Cocks and he’s glistnening on @cnbc.com to this morning.

Not all heroes wear capes although her shirt is interesting

Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 2w ago

This one is amazing too

Argentina plays soccer like their bball teams did during their Ginobli years

the odyssey is proof of a thing that has been true my entire life: conservatives are giant fucking dorks with zero cultural sway or pull because they are giant fucking dorks

Brayden Burries. Best Bucks summer league player ever?

Election experts say that Biden won the 2020 election fairly. A guy who shits himself in public and struggles to pass basic cognitive tests says that Trump won. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Lebron should announce his decision tonight to overshadow the orange guy howling at the moon.

Doctors say that cyclospora can cause explosive diarrhea. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and brings raccoon penises home for "further study" says that cyclospora cures autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.