Stephen Waldron
@evencauldron.bsky.social
Nonprofit, nonsense, and the god forsaken Baltimore Orioles.
The diarrhea situation is getting bad enough that it’s time to call in a real expert.
Somehow I just found out that Fetterman named his book this. Very stupid. Should have been Fetters to the Fetterder.
I know this guy has done a lot of terrible things - but stealing your child's favorite stuffed animal is like uniquely sadistic.
Rep. Max Miller on Bernie Moreno: "This is nothing more than an individual who's being politically vindictive in talking about a blue bunny."
Side note it rules that there’s a clinic named after Emma Goldman
The Emma Goldman Clinic is one of only 2 locations in all of Iowa that provide abortion care. Supporting them today means gender-affirming care, STI testing, abortion care and more, remains accessible in IA.
Screw Mike Elias for breaking the tender heart of Colton Cowser.
jumping into traffic
The fact that they were all friends going to see Spider-Man is genuinely one of the saddest parts of this for me.
THEY DIDNT GET TO SEE SPIDER-MAN TOGETHER 😭😭😭😭
It’s like the director turned the production into its own performance art. Genius.
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
That was the stated purpose behind the establishment of the branch of government in which you serve but go off king
Cornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
i think a lot of well-meaning people fall into a rhetorical trap where they take the bait and argue about male vs. female performance in sports rather than arguing for the value and dignity of women’s athletics generally. don’t let yourself be dragged into a bad faith framing.
the best HS teams in the country have multiple guys who will be in the NBA in a couple of years. they aren't normal high schools, they're basketball factories. but this literally doesn't matter. the value of women's sports isn't contingent on their performance vis a vis men.
You can see the very obvious throughline from “men could transition and easily dominate women’s sports” to “women’s sports are lesser and shouldn’t be taken seriously” to “women shouldn’t play sports” to “here are the acceptable life choices for women”
"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."
So what the Orioles have made very clear to me over the last 24 hours is that I need to focus all my energy on my Fantasy Premier League team going forward.
Me: Ready to cheer for any other successful bird baseball team
Mamma Mia, that’s a spicy box score
Getting an Oriole bird head and storming the warehouse like I’m the O-anon shaman
Turnstile is never going to come back to Camden Yards after today. We had Adley and Turnstile 12 hours ago.
I do enjoy the fact that Google appears to consider Man Utd. deceased.
Pete Alonso in his final year of his Orioles contract and they're still rebuilding
Who will play Mike Elias in the sixth season of The Wire that I ASSUME DAVID SIMON HAS JUST STARTED WRITING?
We couldn't even win the fucking division of most angry fans
Three most furious fanbases in my mentions: 1. Yankees 2. Orioles 3. Tigers
Wes it’s happening. Declare martial law. Declare sky law. Ground the planes, Wes.
If Mike Elias trades Adley, will Wes Moore have the courage to intervene?