Thomas Lázaro

@expatthom.eurosky.social

Happily married guy living in Midtown Atlanta. I like dogs 🐕, cats 🐈‍⬛ and a few people 👬. I don’t do cults masquerading as political parties, convicted felons as POTUS or tuna casseroles. https://linktr.ee/thomaslazaro

Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.

Ansari: "The irony I want to point out is you have Trump speaking with the govt of Qatar and getting a multibillion jet. You have his son in law as well as his sons making billion dollar deals with the Saudis. But then here in the US, the way they talk about Muslim Americans & Arabs is disgusting."

If you believe Melania Trump negotiated a ceasefire between Ukraine and Russia, you're the reason "DO NOT EAT" labels are put on soap. If you believe Donald Trump is going to give you a check for $5,000 if Republicans win, you're the reason irons have "NEVER IRON CLOTHES WHILE BEING WORN" warnings.

Alex Pretti's father: Our son was shot and killed by the government, federal immigration agents, on January 24th, 2026. His hands were in the air, and his face was on the ground when he was executed by ICE agents. No one from the federal government called us on that day. No one has called us since.

"The film ['Ali G: Who Iz I?'] features former congressman George Santos participating in a game involving dolls representing liberal stereotypes, a mock gas chamber, and a button labeled Zyklon B, the poison used by the Nazis at their death camps."

Too Shameless to Function: What Sacha Baron Cohen and Nathan Fielder Tell Us About America

The former collaborators made two wildly different films that arrive at the same bleak conclusion: Our country has become a place where shamelessness is rewarded. Vanity Fair talked with Baron Cohen a...

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And I bet at the meeting someone in the back sheepishly raised their hand and said hey do you think we could also get some B-roll of him wandering around aimlessly offstage like an escaped mental patient, and boy were they relieved when the strategist said yeah sure let's do it

I want to meet the Republican political strategist who got all the important people in Washington together a few weeks ago and said okay everybody we're just going to send him out there to hallucinate in public, tell racist jokes, and talk about how hot he thinks certain guys are