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mentally ill neet, please ignore all i do is play games vent+reskeet spam account (there is no alt) [she/her] 🏳️‍⚧️ ~30 {🔞MDNI}

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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · yesterday

"Too Shy to Say Hi", an 8-page zine intended for riso printing. Office Girl Fail and Big Booby Butch meet 🙂💕 😥

Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 7h ago

What if we...

a button design: button is yellow and black for aposematic purposes, and reads 'if you use a.i. don't talk to me, i will bite your face clean off your skull.' in the middle is a bitey-looking beetle with a little skull making a sad face above its mandibles.

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · 22h ago

But maybe in a more condensed form so the button doesn't have to be the size of a CD I just feel like the "NO A.I." buttons attract slopsuckers who immediately want to proselytize about it and that is not a conversation I am going to be able to have without someone getting severely mandibled

Carol Cao @carolcao.bsky.social · 10h ago

wip

InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 7h ago

Saying these affirmations every day makes you stronger. Believing them makes you smarter.

The image contains text with a humorous affirmation theme. It reads: "Warrior Affirmations. My dentist has no power over me. I will not submit. I will not comply. I will not get an erection when she presses her cold, tiny mirror against my tongue."

Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 8h ago

Hummingbirds.

A four panel comic. In panel 1, a rufous hummingbird flies down toward a large hummingbird feeder with as many as 6 holes on top. He thinks "The humans put up a new feeder!" In panel 2, he lands on the feeder and gazes down at it. He thinks "It's huge. Many of us could feed here at once." In panel 3, we see a close up view of the hummingbird, and he's thinking "This could end the ancient rivalries. Usher in an era of peace. Interesting." In panel 4, an Anna's hummingbird hovers over the feeder and says "Hey, can I have some necta-" and the rufous hummingbird says "No."

Chevy Ray @chevyray.dev · yesterday

This interview with Melanie Buggey, who just swam across the Georgia Strait besting a 60-year world record, has me in absolute stitches. What an icon lolll www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 7h ago

Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 7h ago

I don't believe there was a hypothetical version of 2XKO that would have ever realistically made an amount of money that would have appeased Riot's expectations and think it is uncharitable to place the blame for Riot's ongoing support of the game at the feet of any risks the devs did or didn't take

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2d ago

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12h ago

kushblazer666
cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas

{Yes this post is already in the thread but it's like a year deep and i wanted it here for context}

anintelligentoctopus
I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant *pastoralist* class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12h ago

Soup. The food.

Kane @demikane.bsky.social · yesterday

So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon

Old 2022 Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies"

Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 18h ago

@Agos226 • 1y ago (edited)
My dad walked in on me playing kingdom hearts as a kid and I told him I was killing a boss and he said "I wish I could kill my boss" and left

ace 🌑⛓️🔞@acentrics.art · yesterday

you cant live a life guided by hatred and disgust. you have to love people. you have to love people.

TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 2d ago

It was my understanding that all Bunny Girls were lesbian already

Annie💀@anniemay.bsky.social · 2d ago

⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie)@stinasdemons.com · 2d ago

Happy #Caturday :)

Two orange cats looking at the ground with text above them that says "Looking for a bug"
To their left is an arrow pointing to a bug on a wall with text that says "The bug"

Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 2d ago

Wild West (repost)

Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 3d ago

The Mets lost.

Brandon Santiago@4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 3d ago

It’s not about da money, Spider-Man…

woke chud asexual gooner @f-g.bsky.social · 3d ago

i am the universe's clitoris, rubbed raw

Jan Kirsch, M.D., M.P.H.@drjanicekirsch.bsky.social · 5d ago

Medical Advice

How to survive the global heatwave
Stay hydrated
Treat yourself to an ice cream
Dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class
Loose fitting clothing

Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 6d ago

Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence.
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.

yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 4mo ago

fucked up that polymarket is a dystopian tech company rather than a place you go to buy fresh produce from the local farmer and her three boyfriends

Synapsid MD @synapsid.wtf · 6d ago

moose that makes you a woman is the Canadian version of the isekai truck that sends you to another world

furry hater fusion collab@furry-hater.bsky.social · 7d ago

chaumas posting on tumblr saying: "my dad's best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she's looking amazing."

nentuaby asks: "Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car."

chaumas clarifies, saying: "she wasn't publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that. so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman."

milly ☀️ dozing in the deep woods @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 3w ago

this sentiment is definitely applicable here

tumblr post by nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.

Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 6d ago

do not, my friends, become addicted to transistor based storage, or you will resent its absence

10,000 Motivated Rats@bombsfall.bsky.social · 6d ago

Oh no! I need to buy an SSD drive in 2026!

🫀nenetto @nenetto.com · last wk.

By www.jwz.org/blog/2026/08...

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · last wk.

A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"

Catbus @catbus.phd · 2w ago

attn:

a tuxedo cat rearing up on its hind legs making a derpy face captioned

sorry for being weird
it's because I'm weird

Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 2w ago

Evangelion walk cycle in the style of James Baxter ❤️ By Kushal Kishore (instagram.com/kushalkishore)