I bought some Oroweat Double Fiber bread. it's not, like, GOOD, but it's edible enough as toast with some butter on it. I bought it cuz one slice has 21% of my daily fiber. is this being an adult? I hate it

finally got to see some of the video from Glen Hansard's funeral and I am, of course, sobbing again

I don't know if we talk enough about the fact that an awful lot of people are functional alcoholics

So the tariffs literally were a Trump tax.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 24h ago

Bessent: "Here at the Treasury, I had $168 billion of tariff revenues that we're gonna have to refund. So when the Democrats scream, "Oh, the refunds should go back to the American people!', well, the American people had it, it was in the Treasury and it was paying down the debt."

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

wow what a blessing to exist

Fae: “Tell us your true name.” Me: “…Just my name? No birthdate, no SSN, no fingerprint scan, no address, no mother’s maiden name? Are you sure you’ve even got the right Olivia Waite? There’s like six.” Fae: “What the hell kind of bargains have you been making?” Me: “They call it health insurance.”

had a customer in his 40s come through earlier with his teenage daughter and he called her "big dawg" and it was the most millennial shit. funniest thing that's happened to me all day

If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?

There are more people who've parlayed middling athletic prospects into profitable careers decrying the inclusion of trans women in sports than there are trans women in sports.

Seeing posts on here that we’ll probably have smoke in Seattle for the next few days. This, paired with the higher than normal temperatures, is gonna be a problem. Here are some things you can do to protect yourself and your community:

Melody has never seen A League of Their Own????!!!!???

It is packed here and the fans are hype

i got mugged at shotgun point. the cops arrested the wrong guy, hustled me out of court at the hearing when i said ”that’s not the guy,” told me “you didn’t see him,” made me do a lineup at the prison and when i said “that’s the guy i saw in court, still not him” told me “it’s OK, he’s a bad person”

Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 4d ago

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.

The TOS being so strict that they control you offsite is the problem; sites like Patreon and Kofi have offsite clauses too. The social criminalization of the suggestion that somewhere you might be doing nsfw is a problem. It's branding a person as obscene and we need consumers to stand up for us

Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5d ago

a bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...

me: are you watching your own video or somebody else's? Melody: my own, obviously me: you remind me of the people who videotape their sex Melody: this is better than sex. this is Dark Souls

just feels right for Mo’ne to be the first ever lead off hitter

Marisa Ingemi@mingemi.bsky.social · 4d ago

Inaugural lineups for the LA Queens against the New York Heights

it is crazy that the guy with the fucking SS tattoo or the guy who threw a Nazi salute at the inauulgurarion got essentially zero AIPAC or ADL opposition whereas Muslim candidates, however moderate, have gotten a torrent of venomous blood libel plus a firehose of money in opposition

People whose genitals I understand being concerned about: - yourself - your partner(s) - anyone you provide personal care assistance for (for medical/safety reasons) People whose genitals I don’t understand being concerned about: - literally anyone else

MASHFanficChick@mashfanficchick.bsky.social · 4d ago

I remain confused about the obsession some people seem to have with other people’s genitals.

I need to pee but one of my old friends is in the store and, if he sees me, he's gonna wanna hug me. and if he hugs me, I'm gonna start crying. so I'm just gonna hide in the office until he leaves

Endometriosis takes nine years to diagnose. That’s about to change. NICE has approved two tests: a saliva test reading microRNA markers, and a gut-sensor test returning results in 45 minutes, sparing women the keyhole surgery currently needed. buff.ly/QX3jHk8 #ShareGoodNewsToo

Rapid endometriosis tests to be made available on NHS in England and Wales

Saliva and gut sensor-based tests hailed as ‘gamechanger’ for millions of women who can wait years for diagnosis

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I don't understand why "put things back where you found them" is such a foreign concept to my coworkers

this week is just... fucking eternal

The easiest possible layup for a President at war with another country would be to explain that they are attacking us. Trump won't do that because he views Minnesota as a bigger enemy than Iran.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d ago

Trump: "We heard in Minnesota there was a cyberattack and they blame it on Iran. I don't think so. I blame it on Minnesota because they're grossly incompetent. Iran's got bigger problems than worrying about Minnesota."

it's been an awful week so I'm gonna watch my comfort movie: The Conjuring

just started crying about Glen Hansard again

just saw a dude in a hoodie with a printed bandolier on it like he's goddamn Animal Mother lmfao

somebody on fb's response to the Storm wearing trans pride shirts was "you're still going to need a colostomy at 50" and I can't stop laughing. presumably this dude meant "colonoscopy" but even then, he's still wrong. what he's ACTUALLY thinking about is a prostate exam. imagine being so wrong twice