Capricorn: Your low energy lifestyle remains unnoticed by everyone as you continue to be not invited to social gatherings and work functions. Check a mirror to see if you still have a reflection.
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fire staves and fire breathing and things that go boom they / them / [federally redacted] retired fssw you will find nothing of legitimate interest here
Taurus: Happiness is just around the corner for someone who deserves it.
matched my nail polish to my suit color for my cuz's wedding: intentional coordination. then found out i dressed my youngest child exactly like his grandfather despite them getting dressed a state apart: unintentional coordination.
mcdonalds putting OC in their spicy sauce so you can train up your resistance for the resistance
FRIDAY-MORNING CREW These two properly seasoned and mildly weird (i.e., cats) cats STILL don't have a forever home. You—yes, YOU—need two perfectly affectionate cats to spoil. (Please reshare wherever decent humans may be. Office, neighborhood, libraries, EVERYWHERE.)
Shecky@shecky.bsky.social · last wk.ORPHANED CATS NEED FOREVER HOME IN NORTHEAST (PLEASE READ *ENTIRE* THREAD) My wife's childhood friend died Thursday, leaving his two *mildly* special-needs cats. The elder, Wally, is about 13. ABSOLUTELY affectionate cat; GLORIOUSLY dim. His only issue is that he poops in bathtubs if given a chance
It's always funny watching white people fight over who's the more ethical colonizer
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 5d agoWASHINGTON (AP) — Trump signs order directing interior secretary to rename Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' as Canada trade war persists.
blueteamcon not being scheduled during the world record attempt of most people taking a simultaneous shot of malort is kinda unfortunate
i can't quite describe the how and why but guys that constantly scream that every pitcher is balking are fascists
𝙽𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙾𝙽 𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝙵 𝙴𝚄𝚁𝙾𝙿𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚂𝙷 𝙵𝙻𝙴𝙴𝚃 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳𝚂 𝙱𝙴𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙷𝙸𝙼 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝙸𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽𝚄𝙴.
George Pearkes@peark.es · 6d agoGetting all the usual Huang-ing from Jensen *NVIDIA'S HUANG SAYS `AI HAS REACHED ITS INFLECTION POINT' *NVIDIA'S HUANG SAYS 'NOW, COMPUTE IS REVENUE'
anyway rough couple days for anyone who can't fathom the emotional capacity to care about multiple things at a time
you don't need a southern oracle from the neverending story you have a southern oracle from the neverending story at home
the real security work starts when you just make yourself a PM and assign work to ops and then try to survive the arguments
this must go incredibly hard if you're that stupid www.cbsnews.com/news/grand-t...
Army unit offers 4-day pass to play Grand Theft Auto VI as reenlistment incentive
Eligible soldiers must reenlist for a minimum of two years and up to six years.
cbsnews.com
too bad he couldn't do that for line 3 but better late than never mn.gov/governor/new...
Governor Walz Takes Executive Action to Ban Nonferrous Mining in the Boundary Waters
mn.gov
On the other hand, no matter how bad your impostor syndrome is, you are almost certainly doing better than these motherfuckers
playing Nintendo games on my PC with a PlayStation controller as god intended
spend 26 hours in a computer chair over two days means you need to spend extra time decompressing your spine
