KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
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Mainly here because Hive Social didn't take off
The 2024 election was one of the closest in American history, and there are *still* media stooges claiming Trump won a "mandate" and that it represented a mass rejection of wokeness and blah blah blah. Yet the same people will call El-Sayed's win a "disappointment". Shut the fuck up!
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 16h agoIf Stevens won they would not print that moderates didn’t get the big election night they wanted, they would print that moderates have struck back and reasserted their place leading the party
If Stevens won they would not print that moderates didn’t get the big election night they wanted, they would print that moderates have struck back and reasserted their place leading the party
Politico@politico.com · 23h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
You can never just move on from this, even after he's gone. Without punishment and ostracism for everyone who has participated in his crime spree over the last 18 months you can forget it- we're all just treading water until the next tyrant
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d ago“.. Trump has leveraged his control of the federal government to instead escape the scrutiny that every other modern president, not to mention every other regular taxpayer, has been subject to.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/b...
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Call me an optimist but I get the sense that these kinds of stories don't work anymore. Like the average person will immediately recognize how cynical and grotesque this headline is. Which isn't ideal for the ghoulish morons who still think the word "socialism" scares people lmao
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
Rick and Morty Epic Moments came into my YouTube algo like an invasive species and killed off all the native Family Guy funny clip compilations.
(Reassuringly) the president has the zoomies
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoSen. John Kennedy on Trump's blatant reflecting pool lies: "The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know if he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking out loud ... he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."
He dumped water we needed in LA to fight the Palisades wildfires into the Central Valley just to fuck us over and it wasted water they needed for the grow season. No one remembers this either. It's insane.
Stephen Judkins@stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 4d agoIt's pretty infuriating that Trump is denying disaster aid to Oregon for political reasons and I have barely heard anything about it, while Biden was falsely accused of doing the exact same thing to North Carolina and millions of people believed that
People potentially subject to the nyc pied-à-terre tax are being treated with 1% of the administrative hostility of SNAP and Medicaid applicants, and they’re throwing 100x the fit
People simply had no way to market their events or small businesses or Youtube channels before AI. Pre-2022 we'd set up a yard sale and pray that people found it. But now we can generate a disgusting poster that gets lost in a sea of identical disgusting posters. Progress!
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 6d ago'but AI is the only way i can afford to make an event flyer' notebook paper. sharpie. here is my event. photograph with phone. post. be less stupid in the future
'but AI is the only way i can afford to make an event flyer' notebook paper. sharpie. here is my event. photograph with phone. post. be less stupid in the future
The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol
Imagine believing Musk is a smart enough man to actually do this. I am never surprised by what Musk says but I am always shocked that after 20 years of seeing this charlatan in action people still think he knows anything about technology
Brant Reeves@bireeves95.bsky.social · 2w agoLooks Like Cheating to Win an Election…..
Again, what right wing Republicans and Democrats call "socialism" is the sort of regulated capitalism that was consensus for much of the 20th century. They pretend it's anti-market when really it's only anti-oligarchy
Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · 2w agoThe wild eyed radical communist continues to destroy capitalism www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Way too many King of the Hill fans: KoTH is a show about a man who's stubborn and old-fashioned, but always does his best to grow and change. Also the Asian character used to be voiced by a white guy doing a heavy accent but the WOKE REVERSE-RACIST EXECUTIVES forced them to recast him!!!
it does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption
Jessica Nix@jessicanix.bsky.social · 2w agoNEW: As cyclosporiasis cases jumped, the company linked to the outbreak - Taylor Farms - effectively delayed a recall that mounted in consumer confusion. Gift link for @business www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump on fallen US troops: "All of them said very strongly, 'We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.'"
Fuck these freaks and their "historical accuracy". They're pretending they don't understand that stories can be adapted and reinterpreted. They're acting like they don't know what "artistic license" is. All to barely mask their blatant racism and transphobia. They are just so exhausting
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w agoPresumably including a historically accurate cyclops
starting to wonder if the behavior of a small section of hyper online weirdos drives too much news
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 2w agoThe kids are “Nixonmaxxing”: More than half-a-century after Watergate, conservative youth are discovering the aesthetic, and adopting the attitude, of the late president. 🔗 www.wsj.com/politics/ric...
