You know what, Chuck Tingle SHOULD be the next James Bond! He could write the script and everything! 😍

Once upon a time, there was a miraculous creature, and a stranger from a distant land... FEAST OF THE UNICORN is coming soon on Kickstarter! A new sexy story from me and Ananth! www.kickstarter.com/projects/joh...

Coming soon: Feast of the Unicorn - Chapter 1

Once upon a time there was a miraculous creature, and a stranger from a distant land... An 18+ original series.

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Things I thought were the pinnacle of wealth in a house when I was a child and still do: - Kitchen islands - Alcove beds - Curved archways - Built-in shelving - Beveled glass front door - Floor-to-ceiling windows - A wrap-around porch

There are many things I envy about Florence Pugh, but the factor I envy about her the most is probably her breasts. They're just fantastic. They look like the most perfectly manageable set of breasts in the world. I want that.

In other news, the fire that ate up Spokane, WA was arson.

The skin on my neck is so sensitive to both sunscreen and sun exposure and I can't find a happy medium, so now it's time for turtlenecks. 😑

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

Uploading images to my Instagram story like goddamn yes I have fucking outstanding taste.

"Because sometimes reading Twilight is like 'Oh Bella, you're so weird,' and then other times it's like 'Stephanie Meyer what the fuck.'" - Megan

My sleep disorder is really confusing to me; I can't decide if idiopathic hypersomnia is a symptom of an autoimmune disorder or if it's keeping me from developing one...

Are you in the mood for button pins? Good news! All of these are available in my shop ☺️💕

There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.

A design I’m turning into a button pin! Without the watermark on it lol

A bride ✨

strange pony

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

Good news: Tweezle slept in bed with us the whole night and was snuggled close to my head. Bad news: She's gassy.

I was so fucking obsessed with the Spice Girls and their goddamn bus you have NO IDEA

Spice World: Spice Girls - Oh My God!

Alt: Spice World: Spice Girls - Oh My God!

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F. Zoe Blackheart, The Inkweaving Doom@inkweaver.bsky.social · 7d ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Because we glorify wealth above all else and it breaks people's brains to realize that the world's richest man is basically a stormfront poster and is responsible for killing millions of people. They'd rather not think about it at all. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/o...

Opinion | Why Do We Tolerate Elon Musk’s Racist Commentary? (Gift Article)

Why does the owner of X get a pass for what he says and does there?

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VALSE 🌹 A soldier and a socialite ♀️♀️

Tapping the sign.

A fella that I'm dog walking for was so kind and gave me and Megan a squash and a zucchini from his garden! 🥹💕 I cooked the squash this evening with olive oil and maple syrup and then served it with caramelized shallots, goat cheese and pecans. It was SO good! Very balanced flavors.

Tweezle let me hold her on my lap for a few minutes. 🥹

cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel

Every Sunday

Airmail 💕

I'm weirdly looking forward to the month long dog sitting gig I have lined up in August because Tweezle wants a friend very badly, and maybe she'll like the dog? And maybe by the time that's over we can afford to get her a little brother?

I've had this song stuck in my head for the last 36 hours and I'm not even mad about it. youtu.be/joInwYlVu2w?...

Brazil

YouTube video by Maria Muldaur - Topic

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