It’s crazy how you go from knowing the taste of someone’s skin to not knowing them at all
PNP Cheesecake Factory
@faggington2.bsky.social
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
The first time I heard someone say they were “bricked up” the context was really confusing and I assumed it meant he was constipated
In some of their defenses, they are ugly.
I want to be a cyborg so I can toss myself into the microwave and explode
You up watching the livestream? Crazy right. But it got me thinking about all the scaffolding I’d built around my heart.
ME: Okay—back on track... How do you feel about the modern takes on the Odyssey? HOMER: Show me Grindr again. Show me again now.
Getting mogged by your judge is crazy
I just wish I could have done more harm in the little time I had
thinking about the root of all suffering and touching myself
When they all get together to circle jerk about their sack sizes, is it called a Testival?
I don’t know what it is about the place that attracts these sorts of humourless mansplainers.
And fuck you for reposting that shit.
I know that carpet be weeping when it see them flinging their pingas around all carelessly
Cypher giving a blowjob in the matrix: “You know, I know this dick doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? *Takes a slob of knob* Ignorance is bliss.”
