Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”
faith shayna
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repro word witch✨ (by day) • writer (by night) • obsessive about pop culture and social justice (all the time) • she/her • thoughts and general chaos are my own
Lindsey Graham is having a 20-minute conversation right now with Mitch McConnell
@ mitch mcconnell’s staff, see how lindsay graham’s team immediately announced he died instead of doing weekend at bernie’s cosplay? very demure, very cutesy, very mindful
crazy to think that me personally melting down changed the vibes and resulted in a Knicks win but it’s true
he really showed up and gave the knicks the jd vance treatment
they’ll never let donald trump back in the city over this
Knicks fans couldn't have an MSG watch party, but it was worth it so these two could share this one magical evening ⤵️
Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals
always nice to get a live example of why i like basketball way more than football
i almost posted a take about graham platner and then i remembered i could just do my favorite activity, Absolutely Anything Else
Some conservatives are closeted but when an alt-right guy is talking about women in a really demeaning way it's usually because he's a misogynist and not because he's secretly gay
no one will like the person i become if the next presidential election includes Pete Buttigieg, JD Vance or Gavin Newsom. let’s get some new names in the chat, people
BREAKING: Every single version of Alvin and the Chipmunks have also withdrawn from the Freedom 259 celebration.
BREAKING:The Wild Stallyns have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.
I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson (2019)
amazing this is not a skit
what do you mean NASA almost killed Big Bird by launching him into space??
are doctor appointments and seeking asylum illegal now???
A federal judge is set to hear arguments on the future of Anabella Gyasi, who came to the United States from Ghana for a medical appointment for her child but also acknowledged to authorities she planned to seek asylum, according to court documents. https://cnn.it/3RsSdhM
have we considered that flo rida and vanilla ice might be locked in a deadly game of chicken where both performers have their entire net worth tied up in elaborate parallel kalshi bets that they will be the last act to drop out? I am asking us to consider it
And then there were two.
Today, the day of the Met Gala, the unionized workers of the Met posted this image to their Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DX64ioYjecG/
You're not longing for the 90s, you just want to solve mysteries while having sexual tension with Gillian Andersen. It's a universal feeling.
rosie dresses like she’s on toddlers & tiaras (complimentary) #rhori
because white supremacy makes people ignore very obvious warning signs
Graham Platner claims he's changed. Why is he still using the r-word?
sunday is about stumbling around your apartment like a newborn giraffe at what is technically not an early morning time
I hate to be that guy but idk how or why it didn’t click for folks when Coonye released a song called Black Skinhead in TWO THOUSAND AND THIRTEEN. He’s *BEEN* like this. What are we doing here? Drop him in the abyss and keep it moving.
Inside the scrappy network of volunteers protecting their neighbors from ICE
Inside the scrappy network of volunteers protecting their neighbors from ICE
On the ground with the Fuerza rapid response team in Waltham, Massachusetts.
motherjones.com
Just my opinion but the executives saying this are playing in everyone’s faces. Films not centering white leads can do huge business and yet studio biases and “skepticism” will remain firmly in place. If we wanna get specific about rom-coms, see “Crazy Rich Asians” (plus it’s IP! And yet no sequel)
Studios Are Monitoring 'You, Me & Tuscany' Box Office Before Buying More Black-Led Rom-Coms, Filmmaker Says
Nina Lee, an award-winning, Black filmmaker, pleaded with fans to go see "You, Me & Tuscany," noting the new rom-com's box office results could greatly impact her career.
thewrap.com
we need to confiscate druski’s makeup palette before it starts a civil war
oh my god
WNBA players are celebrating a major win in their new collective bargaining agreement: a clause that requires teams to obtain the consent of pregnant players before trading them. https://bit.ly/4c6zbV9