I checked, and here’s the key point: that meddling detective is actually smarter than he looks. That’s on me, and you’re right to call me out on it.
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I wonder what percentage of the (broadly defined) "content" we see nowadays is basically kayfabe: people trying to come up with something that'll make a fuss, but that they don't fundamentally believe or even really care about. I bet it's really high. like, "not ideal for a functioning society" high
I had a joke about a miles davis record, but it kinda blew
I had a joke about time travel, I just haven't written it yet.
This is my attorney Christopher O’prison
The wild — and poorly formatted — motion to Judge Willams seeking a stay pending appeal: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Notably, today's filings only come from Christopher Oprison. The other DLA Piper lawyer to make an appearance in the case is not on either filing today.
SAM ALTMAN: we're very close to creating an actual genie. nothing will ever be the same. I pray humanity will survive ALSO SAM ALTMAN: you can use the ai to make a cute li'l family podcast, isn't that neat?
Concerns over fake phenomena cannot be held in good faith. There's no such thing as "good faith" concern over razorblades in Halloween apples or vaccines causing autism. If you still have 'concerns' about these issues you are uninformed, a bigot or being manipulated. No other option.
they have fucked up literally everything and everyone hates them except the 1/3 of the country that's actively fascist and somehow they *still* think the answer is to quadruple down
Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino posted this video of the Oval Office and it somehow looks even more embarrassing than I realized
thinking seriously about canceling my mlb.tv account because I cannot take the repulsive, violently transphobic political ads every other fall
(me, lecturing at a prestigious university) aha, no. a common misconception. in fact the band that emerged from southgang was...anyone? anyone? marvelous 3; yes, with butch walker. whereas the band that became sponge was...anyone? loudhouse if you're not going to do the reading I can't help you
Let me tell you, having chronicled Pentagon-style war game on attacking Iran nearly 25 yr ago, every single "surprise," "darkening turn," "narrowing option," spreading warfare," "rising casualties," "no easy exit," etc that comes drip-by-drip is EXACTLY why GHWB WJC GWB OBAMA BiDEN did NOT do this
quick reminder that la roche-posay is french for the roach pussy
for any actual public servant, cabinet secretary is the apex of their entire career, you literally cannot go any higher, and all of these people treat it like it’s their side hustle to get the job they *really* want, which is “influencer”
Obligatory @patfinnerty.bsky.social link for anyone who hasn't watched this all-time great video: youtu.be/8JeAfVoA_iE?...
What Makes This Song Stink Ep. 4 - "Hey Soul Sister: The Movie" featuring Dr. Dog
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youtu.be
Why Train’s Pat Monahan Was “Blown Away” by Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce Wedding bit.ly/3RBTLXa
setting aside their other crimes, it's just undignified for that man at that age to have that hair
Why Train’s Pat Monahan Was “Blown Away” by Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce Wedding bit.ly/3RBTLXa
*exhales enormous bong rip* is that minotaur-centaur-robot getting a chainsaw from his pickup?
we cannot allow this technology to fall into furry hands
got a new discourse idea. hear me out: is there hentai in the taxidermied blue whale
“Joe Biden would not consume hentai. Because he was a real man.” is unironically one of the funniest things ever written on the Internet.
Not necessarily, but I do like the argument that "It's Raining Men" and "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" are all part of a Rashomon-like explainer of the same event.
All the Fauci stuff is a modern day version of the POW/MIA stuff after Vietnam - a way to try to rewrite the history of a huge failure of conservative ideology to be instead a story about how liberals and foreigners stabbed us in the back.
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
we cannot allow this technology to fall into furry hands
I'm here to point out facts and condemn hentai, and I'm all out of facts
this site has the juice
actual lol at this. fuck it, man, I hope she makes a billion dollars off the worst people in the world. in fact, now I'm wondering if this is the result of one of those "how would you make bank if you had no morals" prompts
What if they created 10 million Erika Kirks?