The new Bobby Fingers is exactly as Bobby Fingers as you need it to be.
A recent hospital admission that turned out to be kidney damage caused by multiple factors, but one of which was dehydration from being to unwell to eat or drink sufficiently. I explained that often, early in the day attempting to swallow anything cause my throat too tighten and the food/drink 1/2
Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · 7h agoA question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
Sure, why shouldn't an evil trillionaire be allowed to build himself a new crater on the moon. That's in keeping with the traditions we've all seen on screen.
If it's yellow, let it mellow If it's brown, flush it down If it's pink, beetroot I think If it's green, the Grinch has been If it's blue, your chewing gum got through If there's stripes, you've talented pipes If it's see through, you didn't poo If its red, you're dead.
Potato croquettes so dry they could deal with a heavy flow day.
Absolute nonsense that a prison overcrowding story has been turned into MPs placating victims (or their families) of serious crimes when they (the MPs, are we enjoying my sentence structure?) are the same lot who criminalised protesting against genocide.
Just asked if there were any soft drinks available and an eastern European nurse told me "there is zero Fanta and zero Dr pepper". So now I'm drinking Schrödinger's orange soda.
Somewhere along the way, being wrong about facts was reclassified as "having an opinion," and knowing facts was stigmatized as "having bias." It's a big part of why we're in hell now.
In mountainous countries with settlements in the valleys it makes sense for there to be phone masts on the hill/mountain tops to pass the signal between valleys, even if it seem remote when you're up there *shrug* Bet they still get blind spots in the towns too in places.
Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 2d agoWe aren't angry enough about how shit the phone signal is in the UK. I've been up mountains in mainland Europe and still been able to get 4 bars of signal, whereas over here I can be sat in a pub and my phone will think I'm on the fucking moon.
The nurse bringing breakfast just apologised cause the milk for the cereal had spilled slightly on the tray. Like, you definitely don't need to worry about that, I am bound very strongly by the laws of proverb to accept this situation with good grace.
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
"How's your head?" "Very poor, but I'm a fine fellow at bottom."
Odd This Day@oddthisday.bsky.social · 2d agoThis morning, I have been mostly reading… poetry
So, a man was caught. Due to the efforts of a sniffer dog which was behind a fake wall. And the fake wall has been jailed on a cannabis farm. Is that clear?
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 2d agoMan caught by sniffer dog behind fake wall jailed on cannabis farm
"Oh, I work in B2B sales for Nectar? How about you?" "Bzzzzz."
Did he do much after the 90s Call My Bluff revival?
I've just spent a good five minutes trying to determine the source of a dripping sound in this room. It is a hospital room, in which I'm a patient and recieving a slow infusion of intravenous medicine. Can you crack the mystery faster than me?
Stop talking about Nigel Farage and start talking about how compere, performer and drag king Mojo Jones has a new act called C*nty Binface 🗑️💖
I feel like I don’t need journalist opinions on global pandemic management in the same way I don’t ask my butcher for advice about thrush, you know
Just asked if there were any soft drinks available and an eastern European nurse told me "there is zero Fanta and zero Dr pepper". So now I'm drinking Schrödinger's orange soda.
Turns out I'm so squeamish about receiving a blood transfusion it might actually be ground to convert to Jehovah's witnesses. Ick ick ick ick ick.
A wonderful puppet car Entirely covered in cloth
"Internet" was invented in 1890 when the first Yorkshireman encouraged a football team from the pitch side.
It must be confusing for an Australian to describe the plot of The Evil Dead because of the scene where the tree roots.