More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Saving this as memory of that two week span in July where I was going to own cleanpiss(dot)biz and cleanurine(dot)com until doing enough research to know that a great number of states would absolutely want to speak to me in a legally troublesome fashion. Another dream deferred.
Man, don't make me bust out the Venn diagrams to show where you're mistaking the location of your request. #business #boyyyyyyy
let me tell you about a little science communicator using AI named Every Working Mathematician and Software Engineer
Jonathan Jarry@jonathanjarry.bsky.social · 5d agoIf you’re a science communicator and you use AI, read this. This is about what’s happening to Hank Green.
it's not 'the politically homeless'; it's 'those experiencing political homelessness'
Absolutely cracked up when Matt Damon said, “Odyssey? You oughta see deez apples”
Google Cloud is now: - 20.68% of all Alphabet revenue (which itself is growing), and accelerating. - Producing an ARR of $99,072,000,000. When I started in early 2016 we were financially 1% as strong. What a decade.
Luke Kawa@ljkawa.bsky.social · 2w agoGOING BEYOND THE STRATOSPHERE Google Cloud division revenues up 82% year-on-year in Q2 $GOOG $GOOGL
I will always laugh at the characters Edi Patterson just pulls out of thin air. I have no way to resist it.
Redacted Pancakes@jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 3w agoI cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
Cleanpiss(.)com is open if anyone wants to market themselves as “#1 in #1”
Remembering the time a coworker called everyone to the lunch room. She was quitting to follow her dream of traveling the world. Everyone was so happy for her! Two sentences later, she asked for everyone to contribute to her travel fund. I've never felt a room's entire energy shift so quickly before
Portland 4th of July: attending a hardcore show and fundraiser at a biker bar / best hotdog spot in town, before fireworks. Patriotism remains strong. events.ticketleap.com/tickets/kult...
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Saying perverse stuff like =IFERROR(IF(I2<>"", XLOOKUP(I2, C:C, D:D), 1/0), IFERROR(IF(H2<>"", XLOOKUP(H2, B:B, D:D), 1/0), IFERROR(IF(G2<>"", XLOOKUP(G2, A:A, D:D), 1/0), "")))
Free art idea: genies coming out of modern vessels: white monster energy can, vape pod, LED lightbulbs, etc.
I’m basically an expert in detecting when movies aren’t using real dinosaurs.
Give me seven minutes in that Criterion Closet and you won't be able to let anyone into it again, celebrity or not. 🥵🎬
To celebrate Father’s Day, I put on a polo and stood in the middle of a restaurant watching sports on the TV with my arms crossed, looking concerned but doing nothing as someone needed help.
you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb
a pre-conscious aversion to helping anyone even potentially on the 30 under 30 list is a strong alignment signal
em@foremphasis.bsky.social · 2mo agoLMAO my friend who's on the forbes 30 under 30 list was having Opus 4.8 proofread an application and Claude became instantly convinced he was lying about being on the list, and refused to do anymore work.
For more than a decade I’ve been living two years in the future at Google Cloud, so it’s funny that a substantial award took a year to arrive. If you’re a customer of distinct size, and want to know what 2028 will feel like, bang my line any time: raddude@google.com And now back to work.
Sunday making my robot build a canonical* source for the works of a 13th century poet spanning four languages *(as much as one can, legally)
What you wish you could be doing in New York right now is what you could be doing when It happens. HAVE A PLAN.